Gym Etiquette

[warkhawk]

The guys that don't do shit at the gym but follow around a girl to Zumba class and just talk (my fiancé hears them), then pretends to lifts weights by curling 30lb bar and needs gloves. Spends more time talking than lifting. Then proceeds to those stretch machines and continues the conversation and to top it off dresses up to make a fashion statement.

 

[imdennis]

motha fuckas who don't wear deodorant and smell like shit... this happens to be all the asians in my gym....

 

[hell yeah lesbians!]

1) If your black shoes with golden laces match your black socks with the golden insignia and also match your black shorts with gold pinstripes while also matching your gold shirt with black lettering AND YOUR WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE THE GYM....We will not be friends. Do not talk to me.

I am a sweaty whore in the gym and you are clearly a delicate flower who primped and selected matching clothing before you "worked out". We're from two different worlds.

2) If I see you doing this:

You're about to get stabbed.

3) If I'm doing deads on the squat platform and you wanna do squats in the rack I don't mind but you better wait until after I finish my set before you do yours. Basic bowling etiquette says you don't roll at the same time someone else does so I probably don't want to see into the abyss of your sweaty ass crack 2 feet away from my head while you squat and I deadlift.

 

[Docd187]

I get what you are saying. I am basically getting at intensity. I just get pissed if I don't see people push themselves. Basically I see guys doing the same exercises all year long with no intensity or sweat beating off their heads. Lol.

In that case you get no arguments from me! I've seen the same guy in my current gym for the last 3yrs doing the same 120lb quarter squat and 225lb quarter bench. These are the people I have to wait for to use the squat rack and the bench.

 

[old&stacked]

I remeber when u walked in a gym people kept their shit to themsepves and lifted. Today gyms are more of a meat rack or a gatjering place for sheeple that its unbelievable. My brother goes to a gym where your not allowed to grunt or be overly excited. Yes u can loose your membership if u grunt scream or are too excited over a lift but then again the heavieat dumbbells are 50lbs and theres only 4 45lbs plates at the squat rack and the bench area. Omfg

 

[imdennis]

I remeber when u walked in a gym people kept their shit to themsepves and lifted. Today gyms are more of a meat rack or a gatjering place for sheeple that its unbelievable. My brother goes to a gym where your not allowed to grunt or be overly excited. Yes u can loose your membership if u grunt scream or are too excited over a lift but then again the heavieat dumbbells are 50lbs and theres only 4 plates at the squat rack and the bench area. Omfg

yea its called planet fitness, LOL

 

[Vino 1]

I remeber when u walked in a gym people kept their shit to themsepves and lifted. Today gyms are more of a meat rack or a gatjering place for sheeple that its unbelievable. My brother goes to a gym where your not allowed to grunt or be overly excited. Yes u can loose your membership if u grunt scream or are too excited over a lift but then again the heavieat dumbbells are 50lbs and theres only 4 45lbs plates at the squat rack and the bench area. Omfg

Wtf? I'd be embarrassed to say I was a member there

 

[riprockwell]

In that case you get no arguments from me! I've seen the same guy in my current gym for the last 3yrs doing the same 120lb quarter squat and 225lb quarter bench. These are the people I have to wait for to use the squat rack and the bench.

Lol. It's all about the 1/5 squat. Haha. Yeah I hate when I don't see progression with people. Such a waste especially when they are hogging the squat rack for their pointless exercises.

 

[kamikaze]

motha fuckas who don't wear deodorant and smell like shit... this happens to be all the asians in my gym....

Fuck man... Today, I was finishing my workout with intense rows on the row machine. I'm already getting to my physical limit and huffing n puffing. This stinky fucker walks slowly in front of me, I start coughing, gagging and dry heaving... I hope that smelly fucker realized it was because of him. The disadvantages of having better sense of smell than a pregnant women.

 

[a1951chevy]

Or what about the Dude Brah's that have a quarter pound of crap in their hair and smell like the Cologne department in Macy's? Some guys are just way to crazy with that stuff its a gym!

 

[BigUps]

My biggest pet peeve is when people use a squat rack to do pull ups. You can easily do pullups in your own home. Dont waste my time.

 

[Ryan117]

I would love for my gym to just have a big ass sign with all the shit you shouldn't do hanging up. Then all the jerk offs doing the dumb shit would see it on the last and be like shit, I'm probably the reason that rule was got put up there

 

[bigben66]

I saw a guy let rip by the head of a huge fucker on the bench press recently...

The big guy, cool as you like, repped out, finished his set, walked over to the little runt who was giggling with his chums - and knocked him clean out...

The little squirt regained consciousness a few seconds later only to see this monster kneeling over him yelling, "Don't ever put me off my set again!"

Highly comical - and TOTALLY justified!

 

[scottrebel]

It drives me crazy when people are overly vocal while lifting. It just makes you looks like your insecure and need attention.

 

[J_Fox23]

Ok I sweat like a whore in church when I'm in the gym so I make damn sure to wipe it up after I'm finished with my sets. I can't stand when people leave a puddle of sweat on a bench or something. I know I'm sweaty too but come on clean up after yourself you dirty basterd. I don't wanna bath in your sweat.

 

[jas91]

This is preety rare but for some reason at my gym, we have a weight lifting area and we have a big mirrored room for the classes and stuff that is preety empty. For some odd reason these boxer wanna be kids come right by the hack squat machine and jump rope for about 2 hours.. S.F.Annoyin...

 

[a1951chevy]

This is preety rare but for some reason at my gym, we have a weight lifting area and we have a big mirrored room for the classes and stuff that is preety empty. For some odd reason these boxer wanna be kids come right by the hack squat machine and jump rope for about 2 hours.. S.F.Annoyin...

Then they say that they have hard gainer genes....

 

[Jack Bauer]

#2. I enjoy starting off with an empty bar, unfortunately today that was not the case.

 

[abusedyam]

Or the locker room where guys just walk around naked like no one is there they make towels usually its some really old dude i guess when you get old you dont care?

I walk naked everywhere no one can tell me otherwise, if you don't like the floppy dong then don't look

 

[lms]

Wipe down equipment when you're done leaving your sweat/head grease on it anyone?