History of a Freak

[tednatas]

I find that anal suppositories are the best for getting the most bio availability out of your steroids.
I gained 70 pounds and then crapped out 50 of that, that was this morning.

Hahahaha

I like how he "vowed to tear it up" hahahahaha

 

[B-BOI]

Liar! You told me it was 40.16775!!!

42.4lbs was before my nuts shrunk

 

[ceo]

Howdy Guys,
I will be as accurate as I can in all information shared

I blew 3 discs in my back

This was last year, I was about 230, fairly ripped, bench of 405

I took 9 months off

my weight got back up to about 235

That was last summer

I am now roughly 255 pounds, benching 515

Any questions?

Well? Any questions guys?

 

[pickle bunny]

I guess our question is....what are we supposed to do with this plethora of information that you have so graciously bestowed upon us? Surely my livingroom wall could not take yet another framed priceless glossy 16 x 20 of your life story. So........

Do you have a question?

 

[ceo]

I guess I have a question.

How can I have a major injury, take 9 months off, then come back and in 4-5 months gain back all the weight I lost while taking 9 months off, AND gain 25 pounds on top of that, AND take my bench from 405 to 515?

Tell me and I'll blow 3 discs tonight, motherfucker!

 

[pickle bunny]

Here is my answer.

Dont know.....dont care.

I don't suffer fools very long.

Signed,
Motherfucker

 

[Kane_Red_Machine]

welcome on steroidology.

Guyz, regardless of the content of the post, if you don't agree, simply pass it and let it.

We don't need flaming thread.

BTW, it doesn't mean i believe everything i read on board. it's just a kind of respect for steroidology Nr 1 of sportives boards since some years now.

 

[oufinny]

This is some great comic relief for today!!!

 

[snigg]

RJ's posts have me laughing out loud, and the "welcome to 'ology" 2nd post is icing on the cake. Very nicely played sir.

 

[MEATJONASS5515]

Funny, Funny and More Funny......

I guess no one wins on these forums, although I can assure you I am not in need of an ego boost. The crowd that gathers when I lift ANYTHING keeps the ego high.

Your commentary is so pathetic and obviously fueled by jealousy - but that's okay, kids. Maybe you'll be big and strong one day. For now, try not to get lightheaded and make ignorant statements from trying to inflate your blow-up dolls so feverishly.....the plastic beaver will always be there.

So, since you're all so un-serious, immature and amusing - please continue your uneducated quips and public school comments while you sit at Nona's laptop eating Mortadella 'sangwiches' and jerking off in your Flex magazines. Might help your subpar forearms.

The story is all true, believe what you will. Your lives are meaningless and make me feel bad for your obviously-embarrassed families....and friends, but I am doubtful you have those. Besides your G.I. Joe figures of course.

 

[Die$eL~Man]

I guess no one wins on these forums, although I can assure you I am not in need of an ego boost. The crowd that gathers when I lift ANYTHING keeps the ego high.

Your commentary is so pathetic and obviously fueled by jealousy - but that's okay, kids. Maybe you'll be big and strong one day. For now, try not to get lightheaded and make ignorant statements from trying to inflate your blow-up dolls so feverishly.....the plastic beaver will always be there.

So, since you're all so un-serious, immature and amusing - please continue your uneducated quips and public school comments while you sit at Nona's laptop eating Mortadella 'sangwiches' and jerking off in your Flex magazines. Might help your subpar forearms.

The story is all true, believe what you will. Your lives are meaningless and make me feel bad for your obviously-embarrassed families....and friends, but I am doubtful you have those. Besides your G.I. Joe figures of course.

post a pic your majesty, so we can really be jealouse

 

[pandawithcancer]

I guess no one wins on these forums, although I can assure you I am not in need of an ego boost. The crowd that gathers when I lift ANYTHING keeps the ego high.

Your commentary is so pathetic and obviously fueled by jealousy - but that's okay, kids. Maybe you'll be big and strong one day. For now, try not to get lightheaded and make ignorant statements from trying to inflate your blow-up dolls so feverishly.....the plastic beaver will always be there.

So, since you're all so un-serious, immature and amusing - please continue your uneducated quips and public school comments while you sit at Nona's laptop eating Mortadella 'sangwiches' and jerking off in your Flex magazines. Might help your subpar forearms.

The story is all true, believe what you will. Your lives are meaningless and make me feel bad for your obviously-embarrassed families....and friends, but I am doubtful you have those. Besides your G.I. Joe figures of course.

i have a question...I plan on driving my car into the side of a building..ensuring near-death or perhaps paralysis of all extremities.. Probably keeping me away from the gym for a long time....
How much weight do you think i'll put on ?? and will i be lateral raising 70s?

 

[Greens]

post a pic your majesty, so we can really be jealouse

In post #15 there's two pictures.
He's a buddy of mine, and no, he's not exaggerating. I was appalled at not only the strength and size gains that he's made since August, but the complete lack of sides that he's encountered,..especially considering the amount of gear that he's been running for the last 5 months, then he told me that he's never had any sides during his 12+ years of gear use, even after being on for a year straight in his twenties.
The guy is a beast, works out harder than anybody I've ever seen, and he's a music lover, always a plus in my books. His wife is in her 20's and hot too, for those of you that are heading down the homo-road.
I told him to come here and share his experience, I thought that it might open up some good discussions based on actual long-term usage, my mistake. If people really want a laugh I'll post some pics of me lolol!

 

[Kane_Red_Machine]

moved, according with the idea than no adbices are needed in this thread, but only discussions. Now, be fair respecting the rules of this area.

 

[Die$eL~Man]

hes alright, but hardly a beast....

 

[Greens]

He's a beast. A month ago he was at something stupid like 46 reps on bench at 225lbs, he works with a trainer that focuses on power lifting,..he does each body part twice a week, maxes out on one day and does max reps the other, plus a plethora of other things..too much for my meek mind to absorb.
He's a good guy too,..pretty sarcastic and funny,..and really cute...like,..super cute.

 

[tednatas]

This guy is totally legit. I saw him eat a midget post workout

 

[Greens]

An Irishman with a Rick Astley avitar....you are one bad mofo man! As tough as they come I'm sure!!! lolololololol!!!!!

 

[scotimusprime]

In post #15 there's two pictures.
He's a buddy of mine, and no, he's not exaggerating. I was appalled at not only the strength and size gains that he's made since August, but the complete lack of sides that he's encountered,..especially considering the amount of gear that he's been running for the last 5 months, then he told me that he's never had any sides during his 12+ years of gear use, even after being on for a year straight in his twenties.
The guy is a beast, works out harder than anybody I've ever seen, and he's a music lover, always a plus in my books. His wife is in her 20's and hot too, for those of you that are heading down the homo-road.
I told him to come here and share his experience, I thought that it might open up some good discussions based on actual long-term usage, my mistake. If people really want a laugh I'll post some pics of me lolol!

HOLY FUCK! RJ was right. his friend is gay for him.

 

[scotimusprime]

I guess no one wins on these forums, although I can assure you I am not in need of an ego boost. The crowd that gathers when I lift ANYTHING keeps the ego high.

Your commentary is so pathetic and obviously fueled by jealousy - but that's okay, kids. Maybe you'll be big and strong one day. For now, try not to get lightheaded and make ignorant statements from trying to inflate your blow-up dolls so feverishly.....the plastic beaver will always be there.

So, since you're all so un-serious, immature and amusing - please continue your uneducated quips and public school comments while you sit at Nona's laptop eating Mortadella 'sangwiches' and jerking off in your Flex magazines. Might help your subpar forearms.

The story is all true, believe what you will. Your lives are meaningless and make me feel bad for your obviously-embarrassed families....and friends, but I am doubtful you have those. Besides your G.I. Joe figures of course.

i cant believe it took you until post #33 to realize that every motherfucker on this board was jocking you.