How did u meet your wife ?

[Teutonic]

1991

College registration.
I was a graduate student but got in a sophmore line to stare at a curley haired olive skinned bayou beauty named X. Commented on her gorgeous hair. She was 5 2 100. All hips, tan legs and hair..curley black hair.Turned around to see my moon pie face swimming in estro, 20 pounds heavier, leaner with fully functioning joints. After a polite blow off I slunk back to my line but alas.......

I was the doorman at THE watering hole. She was not 34 yr as ID said but a fresh 20. We agreed I d let her in if she chatted with me.

We agreed she would return at 0200 for breakfast. We went to my shack and snuggled only to woken at 0400 with an her banging on my door. "OMG !" It s cool . Ask him in...he left shortly thereafter.

We made love got married 3 years later and divorced 4 years later after my first real job related injury overseas proved to much....

She is rich, drunk and 0-3 childless.

FKN alcohol iis useless.

I like to hear how others faired.. i m bedridden with a flu of epic ramifications.

Boudreaxs butt paste is awesome and has many applications....

 

[halfwit]

I love your stories Teutonic!

I started partying at around 15 and by the time I was 19, I had 6 "girlfriends" and a friend asked me if I could help him out as he really liked this girl and wanted to know if I could double date with him as she had a friend that was coming along. As I had nothing to lose and a brother needed a hand, I went for it. The blind date started with a dinner and ended with a trip to the drive-in movie theaters. I didn't make many moves on her much and even though I thought she was damn cute - I wasn't really looking for more than just a piece of tail for the evening.

We disliked each other a little initially as I wouldn't commit to wanting to be a regular thing, but as my buddy kept dating her friend, I felt "obligated" to join them on "group dates". Eventually we started to like each other and I started losing track of the "girlfriends" as I was spending more time with her. She had a boyfriend that she was bored with, so I told her if she wanted to see me more often that she needed to dump the bozo and I'd take her seriously.

We'll have been married 18 years this month.

Love finds you in the strangest of all places, and definitely when you're NOT looking for it.

 

[jack3d4life]

Bro that's too sick haha. My girl and i met when we were in the 3rd grade the she was my first gf when I was 14. We were together for about a year we split up did the high school bs figuring out who we were. I left for the military and came home last November for thanksgiving and we went on a date. It was like it never ended. Needless to say it was a year on the 25th of November and we're planning on getting married next year in the spring. Good times

 

[pedro6011]

At a night club... Me bouncer, her, beauty behind the desk. ;-)

 

[Pitbull55]

1991
We agreed she would return at 0200 for breakfast. We went to my shack and snuggled only to woken at 0400 with an her banging on my door. "OMG !" It s cool . Ask him in...he left shortly thereafter.

Who was banging on the door? I want to know, this seems like a funny story

 

[MeatHead96]

Not married but my girlfriend of four years I met at my gym. She was a personal trainer there.

 

[Magical]

I met my wife at a bar, worst day of my life. I joke I kid. Life is good

 

[Teutonic]

My bad....I was feverish....

Er ex from her high school days who had followed her up to Ole Miss.

Brett came in mumbling like drunk victims do " I just want to talk to x for a minute."
" Come in come in..."
He repeated the above about 3 times. Seems he had something to say to the guy SHE was with, but as I had gotten real mad, swoll like only 1500 mg of god knows can swell you, add a cock block...well all he could do or say was a repeat of his first ""I want to..."

Seems in nowhere MS. he was a force to be reckoned with...at 0400...drunk high and in pain as x was a beauty...yessirree....

X said " I m with him now go away or you ll get beat up " He looked , I confirmed this by getting closer...he fell out my shack as their were 3 cinder blocks to navigate, not easy to do straight, on a sunny day. Backing out loaded, with a 220 pound cock blocked German crowding you..impossible for him . He busted his ass. I helped him steered him to his car and away he went.

Our love making was thus enhanced as I was in Berserker mode and with 1500 mg of god knows what...done good fellas.

 

[bigben66]

15 years old, followed the girl from round the block home from school plucking up the courage to ask her to the local kids disco... finally summoned up the nerve as she got to her driveway and just as I started to ask her, her whole family came out of the house to greet her... I spoke a load of gibberish and ran off...

She came up to me at school the next day, and asked ME to the disco... where we chatted, kissed, swapped sweets etc lol

27 years later and we're still together - married for 10 years, one 5yr old girl... it hasn't been easy, but she's my soul mate, first love, and she totally gets me

 

[Pitbull55]

He looked , I confirmed this

hahahahahahahaha

 

[3J]

i met mine through a friend that i was casually seeing... fell in love with her smile and the fact that she can dance circles around anyone (shes a pro hip hop dancer)

 

[Teutonic]

nice 3j

 

[ASAP]

Highschool health class lol I was so nervous to talk to her I had a crush on her since middle school. She actually ended up speaking to me first and giving me her number and we hit it off. Long story short everything turned out perfect we've been married for 3 years and have two kids together

 

[Die$eL~Man]

I met mine at a sports bar. She was with her friends, I was with mine.

 

[unkazra1]

Oh yeah...I was bartender at a Tiki Bar on the water. It looked like someplace out of the Caribbean. Naturally got her drunk and then asked for her number. The rest was history.

 

[jacyy]

Still I am happily unmarried and neither having any girl friend

 

[Yatz77]

Some friends came to town to go out dancing at a club and brought two girls with them. One girl was pretty hot, but the other was so damn sexy. She was tiny, and spunky. She was wearing a purple wig, and she was confident and sexy. She danced her way into my heart. Funny thing is the other girl wanted my nuts bad. At some point this girl cornered me alone and pushed me up against a wall and attacked me. Groping and kissing me, it would have been pretty hot except all I could think about was the tiny girl in the purple wig. I kind of shrugged the girl off and went back to dancing with my dream girl. She was so cool, she told me she wanted to go somewhere and talk and we did for hours. Things started to get hot and at some point she told me we weren't going to sleep together that night. Which made me want her even more. But I hada gf, and the fact that she didn't give it up that night made me respect her. Things with my gf ended. This girl pursued me coolly, she would call every so often to chat and to tell me she was thinking about me. She called just enough to keep me interested but not feel like she was calling too much. Finally I made a road trip to see her, and the instant connection rekindled, and we haven't been apart since! Another added bonus is that she is bi, so we had a lot of fun! Still do every once in a while!

 

[jabeen100]

i met my boyfriend when we at school. but we didn't start going out til we'd both left, were just friends before that