I just whacked off for 45 minutes

[AZWildfire]

With absolutely no results...wtf?

I had a boner just no spooge, didn't come close...

 

[SleepingAssPirate]

dude.. call a girl

perfect time.

 

[Thoms]

That never happened to me.

 

[STUDS]

45 mins? only when i was geeked the fuck outta my mind

 

[Monstar]

Are you doing the juice?

 

[AZWildfire]

Nah, NO-Xplode and Animal M-Stak. Nothing aside from that. No illegal drug use or prescription meds or anything either.

 

[TheMilkMan]

that sucks man, i can get them out in like a minute if I want

 

[top2bottomdfw]

either:
1. too much caffeine
2. need better porn
3. use astroglide and a fleshlight.

 

[CaptainAwesome]

a fleshlight? i just looked that up. you ever use one of those?

 

[Aztech]

fleshlight...that sounds familiar

 

[top2bottomdfw]

a fleshlight? i just looked that up. you ever use one of those?

it was on my christmas list but i didnt get it; will have to get one myself.

 

[CaptainAwesome]

john edwards is looking large in that avatar

 

[gumbo]

lols

 

[pifpaf]

ho man is the beginning of the end for you. take a gun and shot youself heys! is a joke