i love the weird looks i get shopping

that was some seriously funny ass shit bro! i was laughing like a idiot all damn night thinking about that! lol!
 
Just got back from tesco grabbing myself some chicken and mackerel. FILTHY white wife beater on.. blood, grease and all sortsa **** on it. Just finished a SICK delt workout, plus NO Xplode so the veins looked ****ing freaky. Walking past every fuker there is eyeing me, girls chatting suddenly go silent when I walk past. Didnt even look at them, Im in the fukin zone son. 150lb brahs feeling swole in their tank tops move the FUK out of the way when I come through. Mean as fuk, didnt even do my hair. I just dont give a fuk, kunt. Pay for my sh*t and walk up to the cigarette counter (yeah I smoke when I got the roof down, who gives a fuk). Bitch looked at me stuttering. Didnt know what the **** to say. Throw some money on the counter and bounce the fuk out bro. Im a fukin boss, kunt

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Calm down bro, I get that every time I go shopping. But I don't wear a sweat & barbeque sauce stained wife beater when I go shopping either
 
Fuck these guys telling you to settle down. I'm with you bro. Next time as your passing people down the isles start shoving them out of the way. Into bags of chips and shit. That will fucking teach em a lesson.

That has to be sarcastic.. lol op is a nasty troll trying to be tough in the internet world because he'd get his tail wooped by that 150lb guy
 
How do people like this live this long? I can't believe natural selection hasn't got him yet, an imperfect system I guess.
 
everyone was probably wondering why a homeless man is walking around the grocery store, flaring his so called "lats"
 
Just got back from tesco grabbing myself some chicken and mackerel. FILTHY white wife beater on.. blood, grease and all sortsa **** on it. Just finished a SICK delt workout, plus NO Xplode so the veins looked ****ing freaky. Walking past every fuker there is eyeing me, girls chatting suddenly go silent when I walk past. Didnt even look at them, Im in the fukin zone son. 150lb brahs feeling swole in their tank tops move the FUK out of the way when I come through. Mean as fuk, didnt even do my hair. I just dont give a fuk, kunt. Pay for my sh*t and walk up to the cigarette counter (yeah I smoke when I got the roof down, who gives a fuk). Bitch looked at me stuttering. Didnt know what the **** to say. Throw some money on the counter and bounce the fuk out bro. Im a fukin boss, kunt

Which of your sons are you talking too? Are some of them 'ology members?

Do you have like a full litter back at the trailer -- who are rough and tough as you at 150lb soaking wet?

Do you beat your wife after wearing the wife beater always or some of the time, before running off in your in 4*4 in a roid rage?
 
Thanks for bumping this. I've literally laughed out loud at least three times about this thread.

"throw some money on the counter and bounce the fuk out bro" haha
 
Where did he get grease on his shirt from or tha blood? Somebody wup his ass in the parking lot and drag him on the ground :smash:
 
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