i need cheat meal suggestions! first cheat meal

[3J]

just remember, keep your portions in mind when having a cheat meal..

most average guys do not train hard enough and do not have the necessary amount of lbm to have some crazy cheat day like the rock does.. dude orders 5lbs of sushi or 3 pizza's and kills it..

but youre not 250lbs of muscle.. lol

 

[Milton]

I regularly do homemade burgers.
My favorite one is pickled red onions, smokey bacon almost burnt, at least 1 inch thick burger, thin slices of granny smith apples (at the buttom to prevent bun to become soggy), a touch of ketchup and hot sauce(Whichever you prefer) but i like to mix creamcheese garlic with some sambal olek and let it melt over the burger while it rests.
I put it together with beef tomatos with the water stuff removed. Only salt and freshly ground peppar allowed.

wooo there Santa even I have to get in on this; adding apples slices to a burger is like adding salsa to a 2 pound porterhouse steak cooked medium rare.
noone in the states puts apple slices on a burger, that is just wrong and against all burger laws period and upheld by the Geneva Convention of 1947 and punishible by death in some southern states here yonder.

you can add pineapple slices like some less sophisticated people do or a slice of ham like people do in other places but never, ever, ever, do we burger fiends put apple slices on a burger, its like going to Sweden and adding tartar sauce to your world famous salmon recipes.

 

[PapaNoel]

woo woo there son, easy now!!! apple slice in a burger? i think that is ilegal in the good ol US of A.
those are grounds for instant deportation in some counties down south.
everything else is good cept the apple son son.

You've never had an apple burger and you literally have a joint called applebees :O
You clearly dont know what you're missing, those are Gordon Ramsay approved burgers bro :O

 

[PapaNoel]

wooo there Santa even I have to get in on this; adding apples slices to a burger is like adding salsa to a 2 pound porterhouse steak cooked medium rare.
noone in the states puts apple slices on a burger, that is just wrong and against all burger laws period and upheld by the Geneva Convention of 1947 and punishible by death in some southern states here yonder.

you can add pineapple slices like some less sophisticated people do or a slice of ham like people do in other places but never, ever, ever, do we burger fiends put apple slices on a burger, its like going to Sweden and adding tartar sauce to your world famous salmon recipes.

Pineapple slices? Well buddy, now we've both crossed the damn limit on whats acceptable here... And ham on top of a burger? And you have the audacity to talk down on my apple slices :O
It fills a few purposes, prevents the bottom bread from ever getting soggy, which is a huge plus. It also provides much needed texture in a soft burger, some crunch (fuck your pickles) and if using granny smith apples, it actually compliments the beef with some much needed sweetness AND acidity.

Y'll fools just dont know lol...

 

[catalyst]

Lasagna made from scratch.

 

[casanovaaa]

Lasagna made from scratch.

Now your hitting a vain my friend, the cheesier the better for me.

 

[casanovaaa]

Pineapple slices? Well buddy, now we've both crossed the damn limit on whats acceptable here... And ham on top of a burger? And you have the audacity to talk down on my apple slices :O
It fills a few purposes, prevents the bottom bread from ever getting soggy, which is a huge plus. It also provides much needed texture in a soft burger, some crunch (fuck your pickles) and if using granny smith apples, it actually compliments the beef with some much needed sweetness AND acidity.

Y'll fools just dont know lol...

Hey there buddy, f**k our pickles? for the love of humanity that just aint respectul my Scandanavian friend!
For the record they are actually your pickles since the pickling and canning recipes come from Europe and your way boss.
if your going to add crunch to a burger add some lettuce, onions or put the bacon on the bottom instead of the top. I aint too keen on this Brit named Gordon Ramsey or any 2 star chef laying down the law on how a burger should be made. he and they all can kiss my aunt B's booty.

If anyone is going to be an authority on how to make the perfect burger its going to be someone on this good ol U S of A continent with a good ol BBQ grill in their backyard, Charlie Daniels and Hank Williams Jr. playing in the background and some good ol Jack Daniels on ice alongside an ice cold Budweiser 16oz can and a few blond southern ladies (of Swedish stock of course lol), not some guy, and excuse my language (this is for entertainment purposes and burger bragging rights and in defense of the Confederate flag) surrounded by snow, fish, Smörgåsbord,Knäckebröd,meatballs and hot swedish girls all year round. ok, Ill take the hot swedish girls but still....

. Or even better if anyone is going to be an authority on how to make the perfect burger its going to be my uncle Leroy when he does his tailgait parties when we go with the family to the stadium to watch Tennessee Volunteers kick college football ass.
THose burgers in the stadium parking lots are as sacred as the virgin Mary herself and above reproach and do not have a slice of apple on the bottom.
see attached pictures to learn how to make a perfect burger sir View attachment 567688View attachment 567689View attachment 567690 notice that there are no apple slices on these bad boys!

and yes ohhhhh yes baby put some ham on top of my burger like the double R bar burger that Roy Rogers makes or better yet some nice warm juicy sliced roast beef, with curly fries and root beer.

 

[PapaNoel]

All three of those looks disgusting, just like the typical obese american burger. Just the cold ham makes me vomit a bit inside.
I hate pickles, its one of the nastiest condiments you can use.

If you read more closer, it contain pickled red onion.
Bacon would be an acceptable addition to my burger, burnt to a crisp but it sorta ruins the flavour profile from the good beef, while the others actually just complements the beef flavor.

Dude, i've been a chef lol. I know my stuff

 

[casanovaaa]

All three of those looks disgusting, just like the typical obese american burger. Just the cold ham makes me vomit a bit inside.
I hate pickles, its one of the nastiest condiments you can use.

If you read more closer, it contain pickled red onion.
Bacon would be an acceptable addition to my burger, burnt to a crisp but it sorta ruins the flavour profile from the good beef, while the others actually just complements the beef flavor.

Dude, i've been a chef lol. I know my stuff

you a chef? lol give me a break santa! anyone worth their salt will never put apple on their burger. and burnt to a crisp is not aceptable for a burger.
stick to your fish plates and leave the burgers to us real men. nothing better than warm ham atop a burger with NO apple slice, thats just wrong chef santa. lol.

 

[Nicky_eye_lids]

All three of those looks disgusting, just like the typical obese american burger. Just the cold ham makes me vomit a bit inside.
I hate pickles, its one of the nastiest condiments you can use.

If you read more closer, it contain pickled red onion.
Bacon would be an acceptable addition to my burger, burnt to a crisp but it sorta ruins the flavour profile from the good beef, while the others actually just complements the beef flavor.

Dude, i've been a chef lol. I know my stuff

lol, hey easy there brotherman, those burgers there are mana from heaven, and i think a litttle respect is in order here for our American burgers, it dont say Swedish burgers, it says American burgers since its our invention. i say add a pound of smoked ham on top of my 1 pound burger, medium rare of course. about all the Swedes can do with a burger is make meatballs. lol.
just breaking balls here Santa, nothing but love for you, but still, leave the burger making to us Gringos and for the record, Applebees has nothing to do with putting a slice of apple on a burger.

 

[PapaNoel]

you a chef? lol give me a break santa! anyone worth their salt will never put apple on their burger. and burnt to a crisp is not aceptable for a burger.
stick to your fish plates and leave the burgers to us real men. nothing better than warm ham atop a burger with NO apple slice, thats just wrong chef santa. lol.

In my younger years, yes, i actually was a chef for years..
Jamie oliver, gordon ramsay, wolfgang puck, andrew zimmerman, gino etc all famous tv chefs that have made apple burgers but i digress.
you're american, you probably will never get it

 

[PapaNoel]

lol, hey easy there brotherman, those burgers there are mana from heaven, and i think a litttle respect is in order here for our American burgers, it dont say Swedish burgers, it says American burgers since its our invention. i say add a pound of smoked ham on top of my 1 pound burger, medium rare of course. about all the Swedes can do with a burger is make meatballs. lol.
just breaking balls here Santa, nothing but love for you, but still, leave the burger making to us Gringos and for the record, Applebees has nothing to do with putting a slice of apple on a burger.

Yeh... A danish immigrant created the hamburger so its more swedish than american. Its also just a claim, if you dig deeper you'll find out it was in germany a decade before and if a danish immigrant "created" it, you best believe we had it before you...but again i digress. Your palates just aren't up to par i guess

 

[casanovaaa]

In my younger years, yes, i actually was a chef for years..
Jamie oliver, gordon ramsay, wolfgang puck, andrew zimmerman, gino etc all famous tv chefs that have made apple burgers but i digress.
you're american, you probably will never get it

and i hope i never to brotherman. >I thought that burgers where invented in England and why aint noone else on this forum defending our burgers man.

 

[PapaNoel]

and i hope i never to brotherman. >I thought that burgers where invented in England and why aint noone else on this forum defending our burgers man.

Wasn't it you who lived in CA and agreed to adopt me?
That or come party when i come visit south america and Ill make you one from scratch and i promise you'll rave about it for months to come.
If i'm wrong, i'll pay for all booze during the stay. Deal?

 

[Nicky_eye_lids]

Wasn't it you who lived in CA and agreed to adopt me?
That or come party when i come visit south america and Ill make you one from scratch and i promise you'll rave about it for months to come.
If i'm wrong, i'll pay for all booze during the stay. Deal?

Ill take that challenge man, but booze and chicks for me brother. sister, cousin, I anit prejudice.

 

[casanovaaa]

Wasn't it you who lived in CA and agreed to adopt me?
That or come party when i come visit south america and Ill make you one from scratch and i promise you'll rave about it for months to come.
If i'm wrong, i'll pay for all booze during the stay. Deal?

how did i miss this? sorry santa, i don t recall agreeing to adopt you, that is unless you have a hefty trust fund in the 7 figures and have a generous heart and short term memory!
where in south america are you partying at? brasil? the land of dark skinned females whose beauty can drive a man wild? and who can steal your wallet faster than you can say, beer me?
i do take you up on that burger challenge only and only if you eat one of my famous 1 pound burger as well.
and if Im wrong i will pay for all the brasilian hookers and caipirinas and cold brews and grilled chicken.
deal?

 

[PapaNoel]

how did i miss this? sorry santa, i don t recall agreeing to adopt you, that is unless you have a hefty trust fund in the 7 figures and have a generous heart and short term memory!
where in south america are you partying at? brasil? the land of dark skinned females whose beauty can drive a man wild? and who can steal your wallet faster than you can say, beer me?
i do take you up on that burger challenge only and only if you eat one of my famous 1 pound burger as well.
and if Im wrong i will pay for all the brasilian hookers and caipirinas and cold brews and grilled chicken.
deal?

My initial plan for 2019 was to visit brazil, columbia, mexico and california for 6-8 weeks during my birthday but that wont happen now. At best i'll afford/go to mexico towards end of the year.

 

[Milton]

My initial plan for 2019 was to visit brazil, columbia, mexico and california for 6-8 weeks during my birthday but that wont happen now. At best i'll afford/go to mexico towards end of the year.

Be sure to hit the road less traveled to get better quality booty.

 

[casanovaaa]

There is nothing better than a cheesy pepperoni large pizza all for myself every friday night. I feed the scraps to my girlfriend.

 

[PapaNoel]

I've been hooked on tropicana cloudy apple juice the past week... Worse than drinking coke sugar wise but damn its so good.