i seem to have misplaced my viagra in my house... if my mom finds it, good game...

[sadpanda]

she still thinks im a virgin, she is a very traditional catholic, i pray to god i find it soon.

 

[DexterMorgan]

Your dick don't work op? I live by myself, but I bought a safe for my gear, serms, syringes and all everything else. Just to make sure visitors won't stumble upon it.

 

[sadpanda]

Your dick don't work op? I live by myself, but I bought a safe for my gear, serms, syringes and all everything else. Just to make sure visitors won't stumble upon it.

it works with girls im comfortable with (but not ones i am not comfortable with yet lol)

 

[imdennis]

op, judging by the name and lack of penis performance, i can only assume ur asian..

 

[riprockwell]

Lol @ Dennis. Seriously though, looks like you are leading a life of lies with this girl. Why lie and say you are a virgin? What are you Tim Tebow?? Be honest with her and when the bed sheets look like you have slaughtered a lamb in there, then she will thank you. Unless of course you suck.

Edit: Just realized you are talking about your mom. Dear God!!! Ooops.

 

[imdennis]

Lol @ Dennis. Seriously though, looks like you are leading a life of lies with this girl. Why lie and say you are a virgin? What are you Tim Tebow?? Be honest with her and when the bed sheets look like you have slaughtered a lamb in there, then she will thank you. Unless of course you suck.

Edit: Just realized you are talking about your mom. Dear God!!! Ooops.

dont listen to this.. every girl i fucked thinks she was my first, gives them that happyness and then they wont suspect you of cheating... i had 3 girlfriends at 1 point at the same time and they all thought they were my first, LOL

 

[Kazmir]

Hopefully you find it before your mom cause having to listen to your parents get it on for hours would be just wrong...

 

[kamikaze]

Hopefully you find it before your mom cause having to listen to your parents get it on for hours would be just wrong...

Only missionary position though, the rest are for heathens

 

[Millertime]

Lol, funny thread!

 

[riprockwell]

dont listen to this.. every girl i fucked thinks she was my first, gives them that happyness and then they wont suspect you of cheating... i had 3 girlfriends at 1 point at the same time and they all thought they were my first, LOL

Lol. True!! Haha.

 

[halfwit]

she still thinks im a virgin, she is a very traditional catholic, i pray to god i find it soon.

Oh god panda, I don't even know what to say rofl. Just tell her the viagra is for the altar boys...






JUST KIDDING! COME ON, someone had to say it!

 

[imdennis]

tree and decoration is small, hope u know how to use ur hands and mouth op

 

[Jack Bauer]

During my high school years, I was fucked (drugs). Your mom finding viagra can't be as bad as her finding enough weed to supply half a residential block for a 3 day long party.

 

[abusedyam]

During my high school years, I was fucked (drugs). Your mom finding viagra can't be as bad as her finding enough weed to supply half a residential block for a 3 day long party.

I would rather my mom find my weed over V

 

[imdennis]

i wonder if pandas mom ever found the viagra...

 

[sadpanda]

i wonder if pandas mom ever found the viagra...

i haven't

but she hasn't either loool

its only a matter of time before she does

RIP panda