OMG THANK YOU!!!!! You wrote out the other things that piss me off word for word.
To add more to my rant: With my busy schedule, I can only get into the gym from 6-8ish in the evening. I have access to LA fitness, 24 and Golds Gym(long story but I get in to all 3 for free). So I rotate to keep a fresh atmosphere for myself, but no matter which one of the three I go to, the evening is social time. Everyone is there in large groups to SOCIALIZE. I swear there are times that it feels more like a club than a gym because of the large amounts of people there and only about half are actually working out.
What really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY pisses me off is when there are 7-8 guys using one machine. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TOGETHER, PLEASE SPLIT UP YOU DO NOT NEED TO HOLD EACH OTHERS DICKS WHILE YOU WAIT TO DO YOUR SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
As you can tell this happens to me quite often. I am anal about the rotation of my workouts. So for example if my leg day consists of:
Squats
Leg Press
Hax Squat
Leg Curl
Calve Raises
I do them in that order. I know it sounds stupid, but I get very very very bothered if I skip one and have to come back to it later. So when one of these group of retards take up a machine with 7-8 people, I sometimes have to wait up to 30 min for it to be free. Which results to me coming home late, my girlfriend falling alseep because she has class the next morning and me masturbating alone very angrily.