lmao i got jokes

ronrr

ronrr

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How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids? When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you?.up the ass with her clitoris.

if anyone has good roid jokes please post
 
ronrr said:
This guy walks into a bar. Cause the moron forgot to re-rack it.
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Hahahaha. Just when I didn't think this joke could be redone any further. I often do joke with the wife about AAS and women and tell her that I don't want her to bang me in the backside with MONSTER CLIT aka Asian Penis. I wish I had some good jokes. :(
 
im so bored so im just looking this shit up to post. hope everyone gets some laughs.. i know i am
 
Not necessarily a joke per say, but a thing my parents used to say last year when I was anorexic.

I'd be losing so much weight, which of course shows more muscle now that its uncovered. I was lifting wrong, eating wrong, just everything wrong. And I still had a bit of muscle being gained thanks to noob gains. Anyways each week as I lost a ton of weight thanks to anorexia :/ the tiny muscles would be a bit more revealing. My mother would always ask me in all seriousness, "Are you on steroids? You better not be doing any of that stuff".

Just thought it was funny, since the general public automatically assumes when someone is losing weight or gaining muscle their on roids.
 
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