Maximus clients: Do not buy ROCK REVIVAL jeans

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CHIP WADOWSKI

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Small (big) problem fellas..... If you follow MAXIMUS HRT protocol, your cock and balls will not fit into ROCK REVIVAL jeans or any jeans that could be considered "skinny" jeans. Make sure to buy loose fit pants. I was recently talked into buying a $150 pair of ROCK REVIVALS and the minute I sat down, my sack almost ruptured. Just a heads up for you guys that are following the MAXIMUS HRT protocol and are in the market for new jeans!
 
Man I don't know why did you want to wear skinny jeans. Those thing SUCK! I like my junk to swing around, lol. Plus I gotta buy all my jeans super baggy cause my legs don't fit in paints that are fit for my waist :D
 
Skinny jeans? Really? :gay2:

Glad to see that testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) has a way of keeping you from making bad choices at times...
 
Same thing with man thongs. Chips protocol makes it impossible to fit in 99% of man thongs. I don't wear man thongs, but I tried one on for my girl's sake and I felt like an elephant in a hot air balloon.
 
Hawgslayer said:
Skinny jeans? Really? :gay2:

Glad to see that testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) has a way of keeping you from making bad choices at times...
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Yeah, but they are boot cut (wider) so its not like they were 100 gay!!! My. Nuts just hurt! See.... We never stop learning! Lol
 
hawgslayer said:
them are cheap dance hall jeans......


Sure aint no "ballroom"
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you guys aren't gonna believe it...... I must eat crow in regard to this thread! Rock revival just came out with a brand new, relaxed fit, loose ball sack cut jean! I loved em'! I dropped $180.00 on the fuckers but when you look at the front of them, they look like they were made for the big cock, Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) filled thundersacks that we all are! Woo hoo!!!
 
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