My 5,000 callorie dinner

[MANOWAR]

Check me out guys. Last night I was in the mood for Indian food. Me and my mom were going to make this dish called Malai Kofta (heres a recipe, heres another), but my mom was way too tired. So instead, I went to a local Indian restaurant and picked up a big order. Thats right, more butter, more fat!

So this dish is mostly paneer (made out of heavy milk), cream, yogurt, basically milk fat, and then a bunch of masalas to give the yellow look and taste. Not to mention heavy oil too.

I wanted to eat the malai kofta with some rotis, or nans (Indian bread, don't know how to explain). So we warmed up some frozen nans. Thats right, frozen, more oil and more fat.

Take a look at the pictures.

 

[MANOWAR]

Okay, so I'm guessing the huge Malai Kofta dish was around 3000 callories if not more.

Then I had 7 frozen nans. Take a look at the package.

 

[MANOWAR]

It was so good I almost puked. I took 2 shits right after.

pretty good for a cutting diet.

 

[Golgo13]

Lol

 

[Winter]

Thought you were trying to get ripped for the summer? Whatever happened to that? Lol.

 

[adidamps2]

when i had my stomach virus..every time i shit it looked like that stuff in the bowl...

 

[MANOWAR]

Winter theres always time to cut lol. I'll stop procrastinating later

Adidamps, its a lot better then it looks, trust me. Picture meatballs in chease gone indian, and then eating it with thin pita bread. I think thats a pretty good comparison.

 

[adidamps2]

thanks but no thanks..i'll pass...i heard the same thing bout kempchi (sp)..but i could never get drunk enough eat that either.

 

[Winter]

thanks but no thanks..i'll pass...i heard the same thing bout kempchi (sp)..but i could never get drunk enough eat that either.

Do you mean Kimchi, the korean spicy cabbage?

 

[Warmachine]

fucking outstanding. sometimes you just gotta do it.

think of it as a "refeed" or throwing your body out of homeostasis.
whatever

 

[adidamps2]

Do you mean Kimchi, the korean spicy cabbage?

yea that shit/stiff..uh i spent a yr in Korea when i was in the army..never touched it...and i spent many a night wasted there....although the "meat on a stick" was good!

 

[Winter]

yea that shit/stiff..uh i spent a yr in Korea when i was in the army..never touched it...and i spent many a night wasted there....although the "meat on a stick" was good!

Kimchi isn't half bad if you have some rice with it.

 

[adidamps2]

Kimchi isn't half bad if you have some rice with it.

sorry bro..it's the smell more than anything else..just cant do it...maybe if you made it..but other wise i'll pass.

 

[Insane_Man]

I have an indian coworker. Whenever he brings shit from home I steal it.

 

[MANOWAR]

Lol, I'd do the same.

Indian food tends to make people smell bad, it catches on quickly, so watch out

Warmachine knows how I feel, sometimes you stop giving a shit and just want to enjoy some junk food

Anyway todays dinner was better. All you guys in Manhatten, ever been to Halal Gyro on 53rd and 6th? The street name for it is Chicken and Rice. Its a bunch of muslim guys that cook halal lamb for you, and its probably the biggest food landmark of the city. For those who havn't had it, it's amazing, the lines are longer then Disney Land but it's worth it.

Anyway I got a lamb and rice platter with pita bread and extra white sauce. And a lamb gyro with extra white sauce. I want some more.

 

[Winter]

I had pizza tonight. I felt pretty fucking bad afterwards, but I couldn't resist a scicillan pie. After the 4th slice I had to stop myself because I want to drop this bodyfat like no other.

 

[Warmachine]

lol you keep fucking up bro. its ok, tonight i cant count the drinks i had. honey yager is gooooood.

btw this is the LAST time im drinking for a LONG time. very close to sick.

from, now on im a good boy. straight ripped diesel in 4 weeks! god its gonna be cool. im not really sure why, but it will be cool

 

[ManOfMuscle]

Indian food tends to make people smell bad, it catches on quickly, so watch out

Is that why Indian people smell so wierd?

 

[Winter]

Is that why Indian people smell so wierd?

The foods they eat such as their spices leave their body through their skin and yeah, it leaves a different arroma.

 

[Mulligan]

when i had my stomach virus..every time i shit it looked like that stuff in the bowl...

HAHHAHHAHAH