yeah ted and i are partnering up to form bieber pharmaceuticals. we're going to try to become sponsors on some boards.... probably go by "cousin b" for our working name. we saw his potential when he won MVP of the all star celebrity basketball game in LA recently.
we knew he was a cool guy 'cause when sager asked him about winning the mvp bieber said he thought scottie pippen should have won it but it was fan voting thing and his fans are crazy. so then craig asks him what the craziest thing a girl has done and he's like well my fans are great but um.... this girl stood in front of our car so we couldn't go.... that was pretty crazy!
that sealed the deal for me and ted. and thus, bieber pharma was born.
we're working with him right now on his transformation, it is coming along pretty well as you can see. amazing what a few grams of hormones will do to a pre-pubescent teen with the right eating and by that we mean 12 shakes a day. don't worry though, they are weight gainer shakes so they are just as good as food.
full log on the way. and we'll let you know when the price list is ready. we're still deciding by what factor we want to rape you guys on the cost of this amazing stuff.
