My D**k in a Box
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Kane_Red_Machine
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??? wow. hehe
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
thats old as hell man lol. still funny tho
Mr P
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you guys don't get it, lol
1.get a present box open a hole.= O
2. put your johnson in the hole.
3. this is the part were she opens the box and grabs your dick
,.. simple as that, then fuck,.
how difficult could this be for you guys ?
now I've done this for Mrs Pinga and she loved my dick in a box, you should try your dick in a box for your girlfriends, pls stop posting on my thread if you have not done this or don't know how to do this, or cannot afford a simple present box with a hole in it,.You damn fucking noobs !
1.get a present box open a hole.= O
2. put your johnson in the hole.
3. this is the part were she opens the box and grabs your dick
,.. simple as that, then fuck,.how difficult could this be for you guys ?
now I've done this for Mrs Pinga and she loved my dick in a box, you should try your dick in a box for your girlfriends, pls stop posting on my thread if you have not done this or don't know how to do this, or cannot afford a simple present box with a hole in it,.You damn fucking noobs !
82nd_Fister
Наркома&
Mr P
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Well, Well Fister with his Motha Fucka 20 million dollar boat, Epic with his balls in a jar, it has derailed the perfect beauty of "My dick in a box" ....
When you don't have any money to buy her a ring or a fancy ride.. You could give her a nicely wrapped box with your dick in it.
I'm just throwing it out there for all ya fellas, free advice.. When money is tight, get creative..
Supplies you'll need:
1. Box (with hole in it)
2. Wrapping paper
3. Tape
Just make sure she opens it, not you.
Trust me she'll love it !
When you don't have any money to buy her a ring or a fancy ride.. You could give her a nicely wrapped box with your dick in it.
I'm just throwing it out there for all ya fellas, free advice.. When money is tight, get creative..
Supplies you'll need:
1. Box (with hole in it)
2. Wrapping paper
3. Tape
Just make sure she opens it, not you.
Trust me she'll love it !
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TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
what happens if your gay then?.... put your ass in a box? hahahaha!
gotta keep options for everyone pinga.
gotta keep options for everyone pinga.
Mr P
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LMAO! Well I guess the gays have to get creative then, pppprraaahhaha! Damn Tony I never thought about that, mods ban Tony for being to creative,
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TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
hahahaha! told you man. i think outside the box... "no pun intended"
Machine5150
Guru
sooooo... since christmas is coming up and all.. i am assuming this is an appropriate gift
I use to get her with all sort of dick tricks...
My favorite:
ASk:Have you ever seen a mouse jump tampoline?
Answer: WTF?
Action: Turn around drop your pants enough to get your dick and balls out. Now stretch your balls out to where its like a tampoline. Turn around and show em the Mouse jumpin on the tramonline....bounce ...bounce
There is always the good old "Goat", "He-she", "Brain", Windmill...I'll think of some others..
My favorite:
ASk:Have you ever seen a mouse jump tampoline?
Answer: WTF?
Action: Turn around drop your pants enough to get your dick and balls out. Now stretch your balls out to where its like a tampoline. Turn around and show em the Mouse jumpin on the tramonline....bounce ...bounce
There is always the good old "Goat", "He-she", "Brain", Windmill...I'll think of some others..
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happens all the time. i get out of the shower and throw it on the counter ask her if shes ready for dinner. poke the ear the hip what ever is close.
