oh calm down the poor guy is going to shit himself (lol)
pharmacist. see this all the time, relax.
if the blood is red, thats great. it means its somewhere near the end of the gastrointestinal tract, and not black blood, which indicates its somewhere higher up, maybe an ulcer or something.
now, common things happening commonly, chances are you ahve a haemmorrhoid, or an anal fissure or something. no drama.
go to your doc, get checked out, theyll take a look (have fun, im sure your doc will too) and tell you whats going on.
if he cant find a haemmorhoid or something he'll get a stool sample and investigate further
so. calm down. have a coffee. make an appointment. take care of it.
cheers
