As anyone who’s rounded third base will tell you, the female body is amongst the strangest, most wonderful, and perilous mountain you’re likely to climb, and like snowflakes, dental records and Rob Schneider movies, no two are exactly the same.
You can think, screw and study until you’re blue in the face, but you’ll never know all there is to know, and we won’t either. What you can do is learn from our collected mistakes over the years, and avoid some of the most common blunders. Beyond that, just do what all the greats have done before you, fake it ‘till you make it.
