1. I would first like to thank you for making my Wednesday a little less boring as I sit here and watch draw current on a power supply slowly drop to zero.
2. I would like to congratulate you! Puberty is a wonderful time in our lives when we begin to experience new feelings and sensations. Your choice in an example female clues me into this.
Yes, she is a very attractive female that knows what to do with that body.
3. I'm going to have to apologize. I can't look at other men and determine if they're sexy or not. You see, the term sexy implies having a quality that makes then desirable for sex. As I'm a heterosexual male (or at least very much in the closet...
), I cannot envision men in a light that makes me want to have sex with them.
4. Quit whining. Yes, women have a physical value, but we men have actual wealth to build. Guess what? At 40+, when they start going through the 'Princess Syndrome', and begin to look older - your value as a male continues to increase.
This means two things:
- You get to bang young chicks because they think older men that have their shit together are sexy, and have enough money to spoil them.
- The hot women left over 40 are much easier to get into bed with a few well placed back-handed compliments regarding age. It's a beautiful thing, and works.
Now get to those seated rows, IT'S STILL YO MUTHA FUGGIN SET!