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There is more to life than pussy.

After a number of years it relegates itself to 4th or 5th place.

Seriously though, Pickle, I doubt it. No matter what state a man is at in life (bad health, no money, no job...), getting pussy is always right up there in the top of his list of priorities. Other things might juggle in competition for the #1 spot, but pussy always wins because a dude never goes for long without wanting some.
 
Alright follow me on this.

The first 2 years its ass up in the air, every position, place, car, kitchen, park, desk,
work place, restaurant, bathroom and so on.
Then things slows a bit. After about year 3 its starts getting more in the bedroom and instead of 2 hours it tapers to about 20 -30 minutes.
Year 4 drifts just a bit to twice a week but steady at 20-30 minutes.
Meanwhile your are jucin like a raped ape and spankin chim chim every other day like a squirrl on meth.:wackit:
Year 5 tapers to once every two weeks and you are still killin a kleenex box a month

And so this is the slow morph of your sex life.

Now that aint the end of it. All that boom boom time gets replaced with something equally valuable:
Holdin hands walking by the river
quality conversations
Gettin deeper into each others soul and heart.
Curlin up on the couch.
Becoming an unseperable team.
Building an unshakeable trust. Knowing that whatever comes down the pike your girl has got your back and you have hers.

We played things a bit different. We stopped having sex 2 years before our marriage so we could honor the Lord and
attempt to be closer to His desires at the time of our vows. Consequently that was more important that going ass over tin cups in the bedroom.
It came at a price but reaped tremendous dividends in our commitment, trust and foundation.

I know.....it aint for everybody. But it worked very well for us. Consequently, sex is suplimented with other things mentioned above.

This stuff comes as you get older. When you are walkin around with wood in your twenties and early thirties abstinance is the last thing that you are thinkin about.
As you get older like I said before- pussy aint everything.

Thats ma story and I'm stickin to it.
 
Alright follow me on this.

The first 2 years its ass up in the air, every position, place, car, kitchen, park, desk,
work place, restaurant, bathroom and so on.
Then things slows a bit. After about year 3 its starts getting more in the bedroom and instead of 2 hours it tapers to about 20 -30 minutes.
Year 4 drifts just a bit to twice a week but steady at 20-30 minutes.
Meanwhile your are jucin like a raped ape and spankin chim chim every other day like a squirrl on meth.:wackit:
Year 5 tapers to once every two weeks and you are still killin a kleenex box a month

And so this is the slow morph of your sex life.

Now that aint the end of it. All that boom boom time gets replaced with something equally valuable:
Holdin hands walking by the river
quality conversations
Gettin deeper into each others soul and heart.
Curlin up on the couch.
Becoming an unseperable team.
Building an unshakeable trust. Knowing that whatever comes down the pike your girl has got your back and you have hers.

We played things a bit different. We stopped having sex 2 years before our marriage so we could honor the Lord and
attempt to be closer to His desires at the time of our vows. Consequently that was more important that going ass over tin cups in the bedroom.
It came at a price but reaped tremendous dividends in our commitment, trust and foundation.

I know.....it aint for everybody. But it worked very well for us. Consequently, sex is suplimented with other things mentioned above.

This stuff comes as you get older. When you are walkin around with wood in your twenties and early thirties abstinance is the last thing that you are thinkin about.
As you get older like I said before- pussy aint everything.

Thats ma story and I'm stickin to it.

sorry, i fell asleep at "the Lord"... zzzzzzz


just busting your balls pickle. whatever works for you. personally i got all those great things and we still bang like teenagers.
 
Shit! The standards of 'dating' really have dropped in recent years. It used to be that you had to at least take them out to dinner and a show before they'd let you feel them up and fuck them.

If these internet chicks are so desperate and easy then I wonder how many other dudes they've let fuck them before they got around to you. And maybe it doesn't really matter anyway. Can't believe they'd actually be so naive as to believe that most guys on these dating websites are really on there looking for serious relationships. They're probably on those websites looking for exactly the same thing that you are... a modern spin on that old Diana Ross tune---Fuck me 'til the maaaawnin'... then let's walk awaaay...We don't have tomorrow....but we had yesterday-ay-ay-ay...

And just in case they're not, if you run into them later and they ask why you didn't call you can always use the 'its not you, its me' line. Smooth!

you put too much thought into bro.
if you want a serious relationship you'll find one, if you just want a good time you'll find that too.

I actually dont think I've ever found a meaningfull relationship from a drunkin bar fuck anyway. Doubt very few have.

I never really worried about running into them later in a city of a million I'll be awhile working my way through them and runnin into them and having to explain.
 
and picklebunny I totally hear you. Thats called peace of mind. And yes thats what it's all about. And when pussys not always on your mind imagine how many other things you can do.lol
Unfortunately i dont think the guy holding hands walking to the river getting into each others heart and soul will ever be me.

I kind of get tired of the same piece within a few months now, as ive gotten older it seems to have became worse. However with that being said the latest chick has been with me for over a year.
it's funny because i find myself to be the one who gives the excuse of a headache now. And oh my luv aren't you glad theres so much more to our relationship than sex.lol
i usually tell her that on sunday mornings when i'm tucking her into bed and telling her to sleep in and rest while I sneak down stairs to have some dirty time with the hustler channel.:)
 
I'm sure you're really good looking, hence the dozen or so online dates....only exceptionally good looking people have to resort to online dating....lolololololololololol!
What's next, you'll beat us all up? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:gay2:

Perhaps if you were a little bit more sophistocated you would have recognized the humor. Then maybe you could have just laughed or even smiled instead of reaching for an insult. I guess that's just the best you could do. Pitty.

Whatever yanks your crank!
 
It is my opinion that there is nothing so beautiful as the shapes, the lines and curves that are maiden form. I am in awe.

(I'm particularly fond of the midriff - the area just a few inces above and below the navel, front and back. Makes me crazy!!!)

Of course, others see this differently. Al Bundy said that women are like dog shit, the older they get the easier they are to pick up.
 
It is my opinion that there is nothing so beautiful as the shapes, the lines and curves that are maiden form. I am in awe.

(I'm particularly fond of the midriff - the area just a few inces above and below the navel, front and back. Makes me crazy!!!)

Of course, others see this differently. Al Bundy said that women are like dog shit, the older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Never heard that Al Bundy quote before. That was a good one. LOL.
 
you put too much thought into bro.
if you want a serious relationship you'll find one, if you just want a good time you'll find that too.

I actually dont think I've ever found a meaningfull relationship from a drunkin bar fuck anyway. Doubt very few have.

I never really worried about running into them later in a city of a million I'll be awhile working my way through them and runnin into them and having to explain.


It was intended as humor, bro. I don't actually put any thought into serious dating and relationships---at all. At least not at this point, nor any time in the near future. Casual dating, hook up now and then---yes.
 
and picklebunny I totally hear you. Thats called peace of mind. And yes thats what it's all about. And when pussys not always on your mind imagine how many other things you can do.lol
Unfortunately i dont think the guy holding hands walking to the river getting into each others heart and soul will ever be me.

I kind of get tired of the same piece within a few months now, as ive gotten older it seems to have became worse. However with that being said the latest chick has been with me for over a year.
it's funny because i find myself to be the one who gives the excuse of a headache now. And oh my luv aren't you glad theres so much more to our relationship than sex.lol
i usually tell her that on sunday mornings when i'm tucking her into bed and telling her to sleep in and rest while I sneak down stairs to have some dirty time with the hustler channel.:)

I like your honesty brother. That is raw courage right there.

I have had my share of time jerkin it to fantasy or previous memories/mamaries.
Every time that I do that I steal something away from my wife in the form of not experiencing that moment/interaction directed at her or our relationship. Meaning I indulge my selfish desire in my head instead of nurturing our relationship.
Not trying to get all Dr Phil here. My point is that I have done it wrong for so many
years that I am trying to do it right.
Once you have etched those bad habits into a natural response it is hard to break the cycle. I was getting so good at lust I forgot how to be intimate.
We are warriors. We operate in a physical and visual environment making us even more prone to this shit.

For all the young lions out there, not everything that shimmers is gold.
Even the hottest slice of tooky can carry HIV. That is the shit that never sleeps.
It'll fuck up your bulk cycle fo sho.

Not tryin to bring you down I just wish good things for you.
 
I like your honesty brother. That is raw courage right there.

I have had my share of time jerkin it to fantasy or previous memories/mamaries.
Every time that I do that I steal something away from my wife in the form of not experiencing that moment/interaction directed at her or our relationship. Meaning I indulge my selfish desire in my head instead of nurturing our relationship.
Not trying to get all Dr Phil here. My point is that I have done it wrong for so many
years that I am trying to do it right.
Once you have etched those bad habits into a natural response it is hard to break the cycle. I was getting so good at lust I forgot how to be intimate.
We are warriors. We operate in a physical and visual environment making us even more prone to this shit.

For all the young lions out there, not everything that shimmers is gold.
Even the hottest slice of tooky can carry HIV. That is the shit that never sleeps.
It'll fuck up your bulk cycle fo sho.

Not tryin to bring you down I just wish good things for you.

ok, this thread has gotten too Oprah.

Pickle, you know i like you dude, but are you saying fantasizing about women other than your wife is wrong? Because I hate to tell you, but everyone fantasizes about others, whether in dreams or whatever... even your wife. Fantasy is healthy and a part of every good sexual relationship. That's why its called fantasy. And you can get your spouse involved and that makes it that much better. Now everyone always thinks of fantasy as a threesome (cause thats how guys are wirer), but that's not the only fantasy out there.

I'm not trying to change your marriage or anything, nor do i think you are trying to change anyone elses (i hope. lol), but i gotta STRONGLY disagree. :D
 
And when pussys not always on your mind imagine how many other things you can do.lol
Unfortunately i dont think the guy holding hands walking to the river getting into each others heart and soul will ever be me.

I kind of get tired of the same piece within a few months now, as ive gotten older it seems to have became worse. However with that being said the latest chick has been with me for over a year.
it's funny because i find myself to be the one who gives the excuse of a headache now. And oh my luv aren't you glad theres so much more to our relationship than sex.lol
i usually tell her that on sunday mornings when i'm tucking her into bed and telling her to sleep in and rest while I sneak down stairs to have some dirty time with the hustler channel.:)

Now, this^^^ is funny.

I also get bored in relationships, and maybe thats why I haven't done well in them in the past. Not so much bored with the idea of being in a relationship or bored with the person, but bored with their attempts to control me and and the stuff I've got. Men who are married or in serious relationships probably wouldn't admit it, but I think that many relationships eventually get to be like this, and if you don't do what she wants its constant naggin' and bitchin' and a whole bunch of other problems and issues. I don't like stress.

Also, depending on your circumstances you have to be careful about who you're planning to fall in love with and live happily ever after because a lot of those bitches out there are heartless gold diggers on the inside. I've met quite a few. I also have friends who are going through a lot of shit right now because of this. These guys are in their 30s and 40s and earn very good income, and unless they told you you'd never guess that some of them are in a financial squeeze. Why? Because they have girlfriends, wives, and even multiple ex-wives who're cleaning them out. These bitches love vacations, gold, diamonds, designer clothes, and BMWs and Mercedes cars so they can show off themselves to their friends but they have no fucking clue what it means to have a job and work hard for money. :)
 
oh yes and by the way I'll answer what the number 1 most important thing is before woman.

Health

Ahhhh, yes. Health. A topic close to my own heart...perhaps because I spend a so much of my time helping people to improve theirs.

Honestly though, for a lot of people, its a lot less of a priority than you might imagine. I see that every day.
 
Now, this^^^ is funny.

I also get bored in relationships, and maybe thats why I haven't done well in them in the past. Not so much bored with the idea of being in a relationship or bored with the person, but bored with their attempts to control me and and the stuff I've got. Men who are married or in serious relationships probably wouldn't admit it, but I think that many relationships eventually get to be like this, and if you don't do what she wants its constant naggin' and bitchin' and a whole bunch of other problems and issues. I don't like stress.

Also, depending on your circumstances you have to be careful about who you're planning to fall in love with and live happily ever after because a lot of those bitches out there are heartless gold diggers on the inside. I've met quite a few. I also have friends who are going through a lot of shit right now because of this. These guys are in their 30s and 40s and earn very good income, and unless they told you you'd never guess that some of them are in a financial squeeze. Why? Because they have girlfriends, wives, and even multiple ex-wives who're cleaning them out. These bitches love vacations, gold, diamonds, designer clothes, and BMWs and Mercedes cars so they can show off themselves to their friends but they have no fucking clue what it means to have a job and work hard for money. :)

there are certainly women out there like that, but that is a horrible outlook on life/marriage, etc. if you ever plan on being happy in a long term relationship (not you personally, just generalizing). My wife loves all that shit, but that doesn't mean i spend all our money on it. Nor does it mean that she expects it. She looks to me for safety, security, love and respect. If i buy her nice shit its a bonus. :D Those guys are retards for giving in to all that shit. Its no ones fault but there own.

Falling in love shouldn't be about being careful. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
 
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