Okay, please don't tell anyone that I told you this, but I like you so here it goes:
You're going to head down to your local GNC and head straight to the back of the store. Skip all the powders and vitamin crap that's for amateurs and noobs. You'll want to look for Stu; he's the guy in the back with the Cell-tech shirt and jacked arms. Tell him you're there for the "good stuff" and that Halfwit sent you. Of course he's going to be a bit apprehensive at first, but that's only because he needs the password.
Gently lean forward and whisper delicately into his ear, "Unicorn..."
He'll head into the back and bring out the BIG GUNS for you. Now don't be dissuaded by the cost, we're talking primo grade A stuff here. You can expect to see MONSTER gains VERY soon!
Now that you know the best-kept secret, don't go telling anyone else...okay?
Online there is nothing because there are illegal in the first place so how could a legit source sell online :S... best bet is local gyms ask some big dudes where you can get a local bicycle gear with training wheels
Online there is nothing because there are illegal in the first place so how could a legit source sell online :S... best bet is local gyms ask some big dudes where you can get a local bicycle gear with training wheels
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