Steroid test time, Dilute?

[apexmike]

So my company decided that it was time to test for anabolic steroids and yes we all know this is very expensive but for some reason it was done. I pretty much know the the difference between half life and detectable time. Nobody knew this test was coming to include myself and we had our test this morning. I did the best possible for the time being but maybe I guess I could have pushed it when it came to test time. The only thing I could do is drink water and hope that I would have to do a retake because my urine was to dilute. I was on a cycle of winny/stanozolol "inject". My last in time taking it was on the Dec 10 and today is Dec 28 and of course by regular timing it is still in me. I was just wondering if I was able to buy myself some time by diluting myself? Is it even possible to dilute urine? I know you can dilute other substance such as THC, etc for the metabolites but I would like to know if there is a chance I would have diluted my urine for my test. When I gave them the sample it was clear..Super clear with a slight tint. I mean very slight tint. Even someone else said that it might be diluted but I told them I had to hydrate since I have been running so much. Any input would be great. I dont do anything else and my company just happened to screen for all anabolic steroids. I started pounding water last night and even still have a headache from all the water I have been drinking and still peeing so much. Thanks..

 

[China_Wall]

sorry to say it bro, but ur pretty much screwed... not sure if u remember a guy named Ben Johnson haha... will it came out that he had not been given an injection of Winstrol (winny) for 45days before the final of the 100m in the Seoul Olympics, but we know what happened to him...

u can't dilute gear... and be careful drinking all that water... it can kill u (not a joke) ...at more than 12L a day for an adult male there have been cases of people dying from over-hydration

 

[tnemo]

The best thing you could do, Is walk into your HR office and tell them you have an addition problem, may be a little to late but they are usually forced to help you out if you admit it prior to the test. and it removes the zero tolerance(termination), but like I said it has to be done prior to taking the test.
Or go find a new job, as even if you pass this one there is a very good chance your going to get tested again.

 

[apexmike]

I understand that I cant dilute gear but I was wondering if they see a sample that is diluted, will they just make me retest because of its color and lack of PH? or does it not matter at all? The worst part is, I go on break for about a month and will have a month off from work so now it is just a waiting game. I know I used to see some people have to retake a test because their sample was too diluted and that is my best bed. Unless I sneak into the office steal my sample, but that is not gonna happen.ha

 

[vBRAH]

What do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking? I'm shocked they'd even test for gear thats why I'm curious - hasn't happened to anyone I know. If anyone ever questions the dilution of your urine just tell them "I'm a body builder, I drink a lot of water, what of it?" its not your problem for staying hydrated - body builders drink more water than most.

If the issue comes up though I'm not 100% sure if you could get away with it maybe tell them you are in treatment for a muscle wasting disease or something that would require you to take a steroid .. or blame it on a supplement giving a false positive. Hopefully something works or better yet hopefully it comes back negative, fingers crossed for you!

 

["200lbs is 200lbs" H.L.R.]

hate to say it but Im with china...I think your screwed man

 

[Zeek]

Find yourself a few prohormones or legal designer steroids and swear that is what you are taking and getting a false positive due to that!

 

[Losway]

Find yourself a few prohormones or legal designer steroids and swear that is what you are taking and getting a false positive due to that!

Double that, and also why would they test for gear at your workplace? is it very obvious? are you a big dude? just wondering...

 

[vBRAH]

Thats why I asked where he worked.

I'm planning to become a trainer in 2012, hope they don't regularly test staff for gear!!
Well fingers my gym boss ends up pinning worse than me anyway lulz

 

[apexmike]

I do security in various locations. For some reason they have never done this before until now. So a few of us are on edge. When you guys talk about the designer hormones are you talking about "epistaine" or some other stuff like that. I can pick up a bottle since Im going on break. If you happen to know of a bottle I would be more than happy to hear which ones would test positive for Winstrol (winny) or anything like that. Thanks everyone for your input and now its just a waiting game and keeping my fingers crossed. I guess they are not doing a 100% check on everyone and doing random selection so I have that going for me and hopefully I get missed if that is the case. If not then I hope I have to retest due to my urine being diluted.

 

[3rdGroupSF]

Thats why I asked where he worked.

I'm planning to become a trainer in 2012, hope they don't regularly test staff for gear!!
Well fingers my gym boss ends up pinning worse than me anyway lulz

You finger your gym boss? Interesting.

 

[Zeek]

I do security in various locations. For some reason they have never done this before until now. So a few of us are on edge. When you guys talk about the designer hormones are you talking about "epistaine" or some other stuff like that. I can pick up a bottle since Im going on break. If you happen to know of a bottle I would be more than happy to hear which ones would test positive for Winstrol (winny) or anything like that. Thanks everyone for your input and now its just a waiting game and keeping my fingers crossed. I guess they are not doing a 100% check on everyone and doing random selection so I have that going for me and hopefully I get missed if that is the case. If not then I hope I have to retest due to my urine being diluted.

If they are testing for steroids the only random part of it will be randomly selecting the big guys! Some little shit manager must be insecure about himself and trying to expose those big muscular steroid users!

 

[vBRAH]

*fingers crossed lmao I'm shocked security would be dicks in regards to gear use. I mean testing for XTC/Cocaine etc sure but if your staff take testosterone to be bigger, fast and stronger than others making your firm an 'elite security firm' then damn thats fucked up. I'd rather my guards and security personal on gear so they were always big, buff and scary ohyeah

 

[apexmike]

Ya...we all have the same mentality about the situation. We would rather improve our performance rather than use party drugs. None of us here do any party drugs to include weed and most of us barley even drink, but we still do. Its crazy to think how others view us. Now to play the waiting game which is the worst part and I hope Im in the clear. Any suggestions on the designers hormones so I can just keep with me and just say I was using the over the counter stuff that we can pick up at DPS or bodybuilding.com, etc

 

[xillennium]

I do security in various locations. For some reason they have never done this before until now. So a few of us are on edge. When you guys talk about the designer hormones are you talking about "epistaine" or some other stuff like that. I can pick up a bottle since Im going on break. If you happen to know of a bottle I would be more than happy to hear which ones would test positive for Winstrol (winny) or anything like that. Thanks everyone for your input and now its just a waiting game and keeping my fingers crossed. I guess they are not doing a 100% check on everyone and doing random selection so I have that going for me and hopefully I get missed if that is the case. If not then I hope I have to retest due to my urine being diluted.

CEL P-stanz will test positive for Winny.. buy a few bottles of that and tell them you were taking it at about 250mg/day

 

[Georgia]

Don't you know that small, frail, quick guys make the best security guards?

Who the hell do you want protecting your expensive merchandise and patrolling your property?

A huge, gorilla juicehead who rambles unintelligibly and bashes brains out possibly causing an insurance situation

or...

A 125 pound white belt white guy who can't physically take down a criminal even if he had nubs for arms BUT can think out the situation and follow a set of guidelines that he would otherwise rip up if he was roid raging.

Easy...the fragile, friendly white guy.

 

[bippal]

A white belt isn't taking down shit.

 

[carverelli]

I wouldn't think your work could just random test you for gear without knowing ahead of time that you could be tested, as like when you were hired. If you end up being positive, couldnt you just say,"I'm sorry. didnt know it was a company policy. I was just trying to be the best of the best....sir!"

 

[rp2100]

For future reference, there is a diuretic called Lasix (Furosemide) that is used as a masking agent for drug tests. It might be worth keeping some on hand in case you run into this situation again.