i have been delegated by Mr. Wadowski to come up with a new motto for the team.
I have spent days pondering over the word or words that would capture the pure essence that is Maximus HRT.
Cocks? Done wayyyy too much. plus if we used that, it wouldn't be nearly as fun to see Chip write it 47 times in every one of his posts all in bold CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
Wagner Power Sprayer? Wayyyy too many words. You don't wanna have to say all that to guys at the gym when they are asking why you all of sudden have the body of a 20 year old (a buff one not one that looks like Tony with
tattoos of birds on his 'tummy')
So where does that leave us? There are many words that can be said to capture the very essence of Maximus HRT. Great customer service. unreal TA time for shipments. The President of the company says the word cock wayyyy more than my wife has prolly ever begged for it (and she's a naughty little slut!).
But again, although its fun, it leaves us kind of flat when were trying to express it to others.
So, after much deliberation and without further a deau (or however you French queers say that), i give you the one single word that will now be the cornerstone of the Maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) team, and going forward will forever hold all of us who have found our new way of life with huge cum-filled nuts to release onto our significant others (or the local whore).....
drumroll please.........
BALLSACK
Enjoy it men. For we can now stand even taller amongst lesser men.
Siempre Ballsack.
I have spent days pondering over the word or words that would capture the pure essence that is Maximus HRT.
Cocks? Done wayyyy too much. plus if we used that, it wouldn't be nearly as fun to see Chip write it 47 times in every one of his posts all in bold CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
Wagner Power Sprayer? Wayyyy too many words. You don't wanna have to say all that to guys at the gym when they are asking why you all of sudden have the body of a 20 year old (a buff one not one that looks like Tony with
tattoos of birds on his 'tummy')So where does that leave us? There are many words that can be said to capture the very essence of Maximus HRT. Great customer service. unreal TA time for shipments. The President of the company says the word cock wayyyy more than my wife has prolly ever begged for it (and she's a naughty little slut!).
But again, although its fun, it leaves us kind of flat when were trying to express it to others.
So, after much deliberation and without further a deau (or however you French queers say that), i give you the one single word that will now be the cornerstone of the Maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) team, and going forward will forever hold all of us who have found our new way of life with huge cum-filled nuts to release onto our significant others (or the local whore).....
drumroll please.........
BALLSACK
Enjoy it men. For we can now stand even taller amongst lesser men.
Siempre Ballsack.
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