you guys ever eat the asses of one nighters?

If I'm attracted to a woman enough to have sex with her, then I'm attracted to her enough to eat her ass. The only exception was some of the stick-pigs that I fucked back in college. Since then, I've ate the ass of every girl I've slept with, save this one hooker.

what was wrong with the lone hooker
 
If she doesn't love it, I don't ever want to sleep with her again. The relationship can not go any further as I know it will only result in frustration and disappointment.

If she doesn't like it licked, then she ain't gonna let me bore it out. If she ain't gonna let me bore it out, we have no future. Simple as that.


Man I wish I would have known this before I got married :(
 
Sorry to hear that bro.


And opt in for the convo lounge, it's way better than this part of the forum.
 
If she doesn't love it, I don't ever want to sleep with her again. The relationship can not go any further as I know it will only result in frustration and disappointment.

If she doesn't like it licked, then she ain't gonna let me bore it out. If she ain't gonna let me bore it out, we have no future. Simple as that.

That was possibly the most straight forward and accurate anyone has ever worded my feelings towards women and sex....
Karma to you sir.....
 
Never licked a chicks ass yet but would if she kept it tidy, I have on the other hand bored a few chicks anal cavitys. Funny thing was....the 2 women who were up to it were secret freaks! Real proper, one was a accountant, the other was a grade school teacher. Both were rather good looking and at the time seemed like they were gonna be one of those shy bitches in bed, which is a big turnoff to me...there is alot to be said for those women who require alot of effort to get in the sack. But much to my surprise once the clothes were off it was all about eat my pussy, fuck me hard and fuck my ass please!!! Caught me off guard but was also a big turn-on. Its just funny how some of the quiet chicks are the best fucks you cum across.
 
Statistically speaking, college-educated women are the female demographic most likely to practice or have practiced anal intercourse.
 
Not attractive enough, plus who knows where she's been. I wouldn't eat her pussy either.


Fucking bitch came but I never got my nut off. She should of payed me $100.

Ive done that. Sometimes I feel the hookers should have paid me

They say to me "you a good looking young guy with a nice place, why do you use call girl services?"

bitch dont ask questions. take off your pants.

One of the best things anyone has to said to me is when a hooker tells you have a great dick. (they have seen more dicks then an army doctor)

I felt like a million bucks when she told me that. :D
 
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Statistically speaking, college-educated women are the female demographic most likely to practice or have practiced anal intercourse.

What fucking anecdotal reports are you reading? you need to do a 180. the stupid whores seem to have tried anal while the college educated sluts with good jobs and live in condos are tight asses. the dumb hot hair dresser whores open their asshole's up for everyone
 
Ive done that. Sometimes I feel the hookers should have paid me

They say to me "you a good looking young guy with a nice place, why do you use call girl services?"

bitch dont ask questions. take off your pants.

One of the best things anyone has to said to me is when a hooker tells you have a great dick. (they have seen more dicks then an army doctor)

I felt like a million bucks when she told me that. :D


Yeah, I love that shit too. I get it a lot as I have an aesthetically perfect penor.

I loved when the last hooker I fucked made me stop giving her the back shots because I was knocking the cervix and casuing pain. Between that and making her cum, I wanted to do a little endzone dance.
 
What fucking anecdotal reports are you reading? you need to do a 180. the stupid whores seem to have tried anal while the college educated sluts with good jobs and live in condos are tight asses. the dumb hot hair dresser whores open their asshole's up for everyone


Dear Candy,

Never, ever, ever question my knowledge on anal sex. This is my passion. Combine that with the fact that I'm a halfway intelligent motherfucker with a semi-photographic memory, and you basically have my brain serving as a harddrive for all things anal sex.

Here's your evidence, notice it is much more than "anecdotal". You ngr, are the one that needs to do a 180.

http://www.nytimes.com/books/01/01/28/reviews/010128.28weavert.html

Not surprisingly, education and economics overwhelmingly influence women's sexual choices. More than 83 percent of college-educated women have received oral sex (compared with about half of those with less than a high school education), and they are more likely to have had anal sex, to have experimented in same-sex activity and to have masturbated within the last year.

Education, religion, marital status and sexual behaviour in the city of Lisbon.

Anal sex is associated positively with higher education (chi 2 = 23.513, d.f. = 4, p less than 0.001)

"A Statistical Portrait of a Generation"

Reflecting the Details Sex on Campus statistics, the NHSLS reported that about a third, 28.6 percent, of women with master's degrees had experienced anal sex, compared to 16.6 percent of high school graduates.

The Handbook of Sexuality in Close ... - Google Book Search

Compared to less educated women, highly educated women are more likely to report having anal sex, giving and receiving oral sex, and finding more types of sexual activities appealing


Sincerely,
Maxima Driver



P.S. Pwnt
 
do we have any stats on college girls who like Double penetration?

this is going to sound fucked up. but reading this text gave me a boner

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Compared to less educated women, highly educated women are more likely to report having anal sex, giving and receiving oral sex, and finding more types of sexual activities appealing


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I think I need to go home and beat off
 
haha!

I never even bother really with educated females. I like the realy dumb club sluts and hot latina illegal immigrants

I absolutely love smart, educated, intelligent women...provided they're cool. My wife is a goddamn genius and it makes me want to put my mouth all over her business end.

However, I do also love really dumb club sluts. And although we don't have any here, I'm sure I'd also love hot latina illegal immigrants.


They all have their place...



















...being anally impaled on my cock.
 
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