Mine is only 1 and 3 months and I am dreading the day she grows up and becomes interested in boys.
Nurse: "So would you guys like to know the sex of your baby?"
Wife (excitedly): "Yes, yes please!"
Me: "Do I get my money back if it's the wrong sex?"
Both women: *blank stares*
Nurse: "Congratulations! It's a girl!!"
Me (in my head): "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..C.. KKKK!"
Wife: "Awesome!"
Both women: *Staring once more at me*
Me: "So.. If we leave it in the oven a little longer, what do you think the odds are of a penis growing would be?"
Both women: *blank, not amused stares*
Nurse: "Oh relax sir, at least this was you don't have to worry about a penis..."
Me (obvious smirk): "Gosh, you're right! Instead I have to worry about ALL the penises now!"
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I love my daughter, but damn you sperm! Couldn't find a fast Y chromosome swimmer eh?!