any else do thid at work.

not at all. it's all done quick i have my office right beside the VP of our company and some stuff in there is choppy. i'm talking with that chick right now. this what she has just said to me.

Alright.....not that it matters, just wanna know if we can have sex before AND after or if just before.
Trying to plan my evening, I'm a very horney person in case you didn't know.
 
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what's the point of this thread, is bro trying to brag about getting some pussy? well I guess he hasn't got it yet, so he's bragging about how he plans to get some pussy :confused:
 
what's the point of this thread, is bro trying to brag about getting some pussy? well I guess he hasn't got it yet, so he's bragging about how he plans to get some pussy :confused:

Thats why i just beat off; works every time even at work, but after my cycles i will finally have sex with woman
 
here a conversation i had last week. this is what it's like to be me. a reagular day at work. read from the bottom up


sounds good...I'm goign for beers tonight with a friend of mine, so I'll give you a shout tomorrow and let you know when I'm coming up...good luck tomorrow btw...w/ Amber :)


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Right on.

I’m getting out of here so call me later or tomorrow I will let you know what is going on.

Cheers.



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hey, I'll take whatever you want to give me. Remember, you may be freaky, but I'm willing...



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Sorry had a call come in.

Hope it’s no to bad of a head ach. You may need 2 shots.







well then conveniently I will have a bad headache tomorrow night that you will have to generously take care of.


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> Nothing like a good shot of peniscillin to cure what ails you. No I didn't spell it wrong.
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> I got a good chuckle out of it!
> Makes me laugh that people use that as an excuse tho, like come on, its a stress relief and unless its a migraine there is nothing stopping me from a good fuck.
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> That was a good joke. I'm coming down from the bullshit now but I have avoided the phone and went to the lunch room for a bit. If I had smokes I would be chain smoking right now.
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> Oh damn that sucks......amazing how we totally switched rolls in the last few hrs eh? I was bitter and wanting to kill people a few hrs ago and you were happier than a pig in shit now I'm good and you're crusty......go figure........
> Take a few deep breaths, go for a smoke, think about porn, anything to get out of the mood :)
> I got to go out for a bit and I got a starbucks coffee for me and Mandy so I'm on a caffiene buzz!
> Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
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> No problem. I just lost the call he will be back they all come back. I'm getting a head ach now but I need to hit some thing for mine. Frustrated now and not in the good way.
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> Shit sorry.....I never know cuz I don't get a confirmation saying it went thru.....
> Sounds like a smart feller.....tell him you have a hard on and need a dumbass to suck it.
> Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
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> I get whiskey dick. And it last for a long time.
> I am busy right now I have a champ on the line that is fuuuuuucking duuuuuuuuuuh. I'm getting bent.
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> I don't want to hurt you, I just want to have a REALLY good time, that's all! And it'll be you making me walk funny.....that's totally ok!
> What does rye have to with it? You get all horned up with rye? If so start early!
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> Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
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> If that's what you are going for then I will be drink rye all night. Don't forget I am working on Sunday. You can't hurt me to bad.
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> Just moist, I'm holding off till tomorrow for the down pour so you better turn me into ground beef. I better be walking funny on Sunday.
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> Are you getting moist? Or are we talking a torrential down pour?
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> Well my plan is that you won't be able to even speak let alone stutter when I'm done with you tomorrow.
> I'm so in the fuckin mood you have no idea.
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> I can't people are looking at me. I read that one and yelled out holy fuck yes. They are saying what what. I go nothing. Yeah that one one was really good. See that I'm stuttering now.
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> Damn.
> Was hoping we could keep that up for a few more hrs.
> Kept me in a good mood.
> I might have to jump you mid party tomorrow for something before the late night romp.
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> I just cam.
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> Damn if I had a dick I wouldn't be able to stand right now either.
> That was good, and I can't wait to do it tomorrow night. You can grab my hair all you want and push it into my mouth as much as you want. I want you to feel my lips and mouth around you while I suck on your hard cock and massage your balls, then cum in my mouth. Then I want you hard again so I can climb on top of you and ride you until I scream.
> Fuck, you better be ready for tomorrow night.....its gonna be a long night my dear!
> Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
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> You need longer hair so I can twist my hands up into you hair in pull you hard and fast. While the head is stating to swell with the anticipation of a quick release of lust liquid you can no longer wait you stroke the shaft with one hand while massaging the head with your lips and tongue. The release is made and cum squirts from the corner of your mouth just because you can't keep up swallowing the body butter.
> Fuck I made myself hard. I should be a writer.

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> Ha ha ha ha ha thank you, that's more like it!
> Now I'm getting a visual and your dick is longer than your arms ha ha ha
> Wait.....that sucks, you wouldn't be able to pull my hair or anything while I've got your dick in my mouth.....hmm that's no fun.....
> Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network

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> Masturbation works well for putting me in a good mood.
> I'll even let you think about me dancing with my little Trex arms the devil gave me.

Damn dude you did all this typing on your Blackberry? You got some time on your hands eeh?
 
i just got divorced and started fucking any thing with 2 legs and a snatch. being entertained at work is great. as for the pic the chick that is writing the email sent it and was tring to pass it off as her self untill we met. the chick is pretty wild she even brings here friends in on this. yeah sounds like i am bragging and i may be a bit but i was with the same douche bag for 14yrs and i'm haveing alot of fun with these chicks
 
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