This thread fucking sucks. You guys are fucking lame.
When I was 21, we went to Acapulco over Spring Break. It was insane. I was high on multiple substances the whole time, didn't get any sleep, and fucked 9 chicks in 6 days. I barely even remembered any of it, but I had pictures in the clubs and a shitload of used condoms as evidence.
The one thing I do clearly remember is being with my first squirter. This girl soaked the fucking sheets in my hotel and kicked me in the face as she was cumming. I called the desk to come change the sheets and they send this like aztec dude who's all sniffing them as he changes them and me and the girl are sitting in the chair making out while my buddy is getting a hand job on the other bed.