All you fuckers in Cali and I'm way up in Michigan. FML!
You're only 375 miles South of me...
I'm a cheap drunk so if alcohol was involved I would be passed out within 20 minutes of us hanging out leaving myself susceptible to date rape
Last time I seen him he was in the XXX Forums passed out with his pants off and 2 boxes of used tissues scattered all over the floor of his bedroom
I'll be the DD I don't drink...
Note to self: no drinking hard liquor when Smilee is around. Oh wait, nevermind, you can't rape the willing...
Its Stevemd! He is the flirt! lol
I am so effing hungry right now... I hate eating alone sometimes...
Lmao... I totally read this wrong
He makes me hungry too lol
Lmao... I totally read this wrong
He makes me hungry too lol
LOL noooo not what I meant!!! hahaha omggg
LOL noooo not what I meant!!! hahaha omggg
Ladies... ladies... no need to fight. I'm sure we can work something out...
LOL! In all seriousness, Smilee is a great friend of mine and we both feel very comfortable around each other.
And, yes, I am a flirt when I'm not in a relationship. But when I am in a relationship, I'm all business... in the front and party in the back! (Sorry, couldn't resist). Plus I have a really dry dirty sense of humor, in case you didn't notice.
Oh my god...how fast did this turn into a threesome thread?