Comic relief time, What advice would you give this young man to bulk up?

[Milton]

Comic relief time, What advice would you give this young man to bulk up? I am sure there are thousands of guys just like this who are considering getting into AAS but do not know how to proceed safely. What advice would you give this young lad?
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[3J]

get out of Nigeria.. people have a hard time getting food there.. i'd have to assume thats the only reason you look that way

 

[hiram1st]

Comic relief time, What advice would you give this young man to bulk up? I am sure there are thousands of guys just like this who are considering getting into AAS but do not know how to proceed safely. What advice would you give this young lad?
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Learn how to diet properly and train properly. Things like finding out his TDEE and eating the proper amount of cals above maintenance to grow. Won't get anywhere without the basics

 

[hiram1st]

get out of nigeria.. People have a hard time getting food there.. I'd have to assume thats the only reason you look that way

lol

 

[ADenver]

Put down the dumbbells, grab a training program something like Starting strength or such. And eat some food! And when youre full, eat some more.

 

[Southernfish]

That dude needs a BigMac brother!!

 

[Gbrad]

Comic relief time, What advice would you give this young man to bulk up? I am sure there are thousands of guys just like this who are considering getting into AAS but do not know how to proceed safely. What advice would you give this young lad?
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LOL...

1) stop cycling (as in bicycling); prob a little bulky still for that lol

2) start eating more than my 4 yr old daughter

3) get rid of the whitey tighties!!!

 

[prank]

that dude needs a bigmac brother!!

im with schredder eat something. But i dont think he can finish a hole big mac in one sitting

 

[Milton]

get out of Nigeria.. people have a hard time getting food there.. i'd have to assume thats the only reason you look that way

By the way, that IS NOT me for sure, I got plenty perhaps too much gut.

 

[Beck-Miester]

Good Lord! someone give that man a cracker!!!

 

[halfwit]

I'd tell him boxers will help bring out his traps. Everyone knows traps are what chicks dig in a man, duhhh.

 

[Krazydiamond]

Steak, potatoes, and Hagen Das delivered interveinously

 

[Buzzbait]

5 grams creatine post workout.....

 

[Prowl]

Rich Piana's synthol...

 

[Hypnotix]

I'd recommend this guy have an orgy with a herd of bulls... He's gonna need all the help he can get, no denying any form of exogenous hormone introduction here.

Too far?

 

[jozifp103]

Tell his mom to buy more spagettios