deflection techniques

[boxhead78]

Every so often, someone will ask (usually half kidding) how I gained my size - or even directly if I used steroids. Do you guys have any tried and true techniques for satisfying or deflecting their curiosity?

 

[kaname]

I just say no, and tell them its called working out and eating. If they are anybody other than my wife (which she knows) or a close friend, they better not push the issue.

 

[Pupil2Prodigy]

Education is almost always the answer, give them a good link that establishes the widespread use of performance enhancing drugs that permeate sports, cultures, and film.

 

[boxhead78]

But doesn't that implicitly admit use? I am less interested in educating the masses (although they could definitely use it) and more interested in solid, convincing denial ha!

Education is almost always the answer, give them a good link that establishes the widespread use of performance enhancing drugs that permeate sports, cultures, and film.

 

[boxhead78]

nice. simple and effective.

I just say no, and tell them its called working out and eating. If they are anybody other than my wife (which she knows) or a close friend, they better not push the issue.

 

[Pupil2Prodigy]

Chop it up to dedication and sacrifice, honesty without transparency

 

[Prowl]

Creatine...lol

 

[boxhead78]

ha! yup...lots of creatine lol

Creatine...lol

 

[MustangDX]

Pro-Hormones and that I take 2x the maximum recommended dosage...

 

[Pupil2Prodigy]

Donuts man, you gotta down donuts if you wanna be truly huge

 

[bigkit34]

tell them to buzz off and pick up a weight themselves

 

[KingBF]

less talking more lifting

 

[infection]

I tell them I eat small children. My emotionless face usually instills fear in them and they don't ask me anything else.

 

[Pupil2Prodigy]

I tell them I eat small children. My emotionless face usually instills fear in them and they don't ask me anything else.

like I said education is almost always the answer lol

 

[Ligand]

Nobody needs to ask me lol.. most people know if they have half a brain. I do get asked a lot by new comers though. I just tell them the truth. It makes me sick when people lie about their use unless they're trying to get sponsored or already are sponsored...

 

[infection]

Nobody needs to ask me lol.. most people know if they have half a brain. I do get asked a lot by new comers though. I just tell them the truth. It makes me sick when people lie about their use unless they're trying to get sponsored or already are sponsored...

I keep it quiet because I don't need my dorm room searched because some ass hole rads me out. I'd rather not fall victim to a ton of felony charges.

I better get that condom full of post cycle therapy (pct) ready to sick up my ass for prison..

 

[jedi_master]

To people who don't know anything I say creatine. To people that know all to well I say I've been eating my Broccoli

 

[hell yeah lesbians!]

People seem to enjoy this response:

steroids require working out and working out is difficult so I just buy smaller clothes.

 

[jSalud]

Tell them you got big by racking the weights skinny fools forget to.

 

[Methodology]

felony charges for steroids? Wtf?

Yeah, they're illegal. Unless your using prohormones, then go hard and tell everyone.

I just say I'm on a training program, most people who go to the gym aren't on one, they just do whatever in the gym, like the hundred guys I see in the gym that "just" deadlift every day.