Did Cavemen Have Low T?

[Lindsay IMT Staff]

It was a beautiful, sunny day, or at least I'm presuming it was because it seems that cruelly, paradoxically, bad shit always happens on bright, sunny days, suggesting that the universe really enjoys messing with us. The Minoans who lived on the Mediterranean island of Santorini – or at least the tragically optimistic Minoans who had ignored all the warnings and decided not to relocate – were going about their bronze-age business when the aforementioned volcano exploded. It registered between 6 and 7 on the Volcanic Explosivity Index and spewed out four times as much rock ash, magma, and general effluvium as history's most famous earth-pimple, Krakatoa. After the initial explosion, a plume of ash around 30 kilometers high darkened the...

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[halfwit]

WOW. Whomever you guys get to write these definitely had a good day when writing this one up. I actually feel inspired after reading all that! I have read that our T levels are decreasing with each generation and it's not just due to our environment, it's likely caused by genetics (or in the case of the article, genetic decay). Seriously, I really enjoyed this one and hope others have a chance to read it!

Imagine where our technology would be if things like the computer and HDTV existed two thousand years ago. By now, we'd be living in a Star Trek world, zipping between planets and having inter-species sex with green babes who have bioluminescent hoo-hahs that flash like the neon signage advertising Donny and Marie at the Riviera in Vegas.

YES PLEASE.