Do you guys like GAINZ???????

0nyx120

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Its going down. Thats it, its over. It is done. Fin. Finito. Finish, go ahead and insert finish in all the other languages you guys know. Be my guest.

*20 WEEK CYCLE*

Current cycle is consisting of MOTHERLOVIN 2grams, no, not two Grandmas aint nobody got time for that, (Old ladies come and go), 2 Gz. TWO GEEZ.
Of some serious Test Enanthate a week.
WHAT???? inb4 "over kill" inb4 all this trt for life. Ladies and Gents I AM TRT got a life time supply of testosterone. YOU DONT EVEM KNOW.

That will a little sweet touch of some Nandrolone Decanoate dosed at some serious 1gram a week along with Equipoise at the same dose; 1,000mg.

Now for your favorite all time, euphoria in a tab, DIANABOL. Can you guys say; DIRTY DIANA (!!!) Dosed @ 40mg a week.

Of course of course, some letro every other day, thats another partner in crime of mine & Caber .5mg e3d.

Now for the juicy part; the part that you guys all care about.

STATS:

Height: Aint nobody got time for that.
Weight: Aint nobody got time for that.
Years of lifting; Aint nobody got time for that.

PCT:
LMFAO are you serious? What is PCT who goes by that? Once you get on gear its like youve sold your soul to the devil vets would understand. Youre freaking done. Shit is fucked.

MAINTENANCE.

Test E @ 600-750. Never below 6HUNNID.
Dont take any AI's.


NOW AGAIN INB4 "OVER KILL"​

oh Man i should drop my test down to 500mg-750mg a week? And my deca to what? 500mg? thats cute bros, that is so adorable. Maybe you should go back and stick to your little kale salad and little piece of chicken and REMAIN LOOKING LIKE THE DAMN RUNWAY MODEL YOUVE BEEN LOOKING LIKE lmfaooooo

Im swole as hell. I currently weighed 233 lbs this morning and I dont come off, i blast and cruise. Ive never came off and that is the best decision you can make. Some will deny it, others will be against it.

But its true, it makes logical sense go from running a superphysiological dose to having your little tiny balls wake up and get back to your natty levels, youre going to tell me that doesnt mess with your brain. I dont care if you do everything 100%, nothing is going to be the same, you can take the best PCT and your serotonin/dopamine etc levels are NOT going to be the same. You either blast and cruise, do shit right, get blood work done and take proper precaution or dont do anything at all. That whole cycling on and off thing, is a myth. You mess with your hormones you shut them down, you get off you try to get them back up and it takes a damn while, 4 weeks after cycle you dont feel the same, another 4 weeks your gains have diminished, and youve gotten a little bit fatter. I dont care what you say, how dont care how lean the mass youve gained is, with low testosterone levels it wont last. You take two steps forward on cycle and 1 or more steps back when you come off. You might as well just keep on walking.

From personal experience Ive learned that more is obviously better alongside with a lot of alot of food. Then again everyone is different, people bloat people get mood swings, I dont. I just feel amazing all the damn time.

I never and will never surpass this amount. This is one of my best bulking cycles. I become fuller (I dont bloat subQ), denser, vascular, my gains are of quality, and hornier lol cuz you know...2grams of test lmao. I bone everything in site seriously BACKPAGE ESCORTS WHERE YOU AT !!

Oh and Ive had to buy myself a couple of new wardrobes.

No I dont compete, Im a correctional officer, and I can admit that yes I enjoy being ON and NO Im never coming off.

Is this admitting to a mental addiction, yes. Im sure people dont enjoy being depressed along with diminished muscle mass and reduced manhood.

FYI; these are the only four compounds I live by.
Tren is definitely a NO-GO.

I cant snap when Im working with inmates, also I become more delusional than what I pretty much am. Nightsweats, sleep paralysis, freaking fighting demons in my sleep, lol MUMBLING IN MY SLEEP.

MASTERON raises my bad cholesterol, I cant breathe after meals.

Any other orals doesnt beat DBOL for me.

Personally I believe these other compounds like tren, masteron, anavar, etc are compounds used for competition, actual competitve bodybuilders. Whats the point of doing a cycle of tren and mast is all it does is get you super hard super dry and grainy for 8-10 weeks. its not something you can run for a long period of time, its not something thats easy on your body. Once you get off your body starts holding water again. But then again thats just me. Some of you might say the same thing about my cycle, but for me these compounds work great for me and is not as harsh on my insides.
 
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Sorry, you lost me at a gram of EQ when you clearly don't have problems eating. Oh, and best of luck at cruising at 600mg/wk long-term.

Errrrrrrrrr...

You best bust out dat ladle, cuz your blood is gonna be stew!

Yeah, hematocrit... Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
Sorry, you lost me at a gram of EQ when you clearly don't have problems eating. Oh, and best of luck at cruising at 600mg/wk long-term.

Errrrrrrrrr...

You best bust out dat ladle, cuz your blood is gonna be stew!

Yeah, hematocrit... Ain't nobody got time for that!

Of course of course aint nobody got time for that! But we all have time to donate da sweet blood.
 
lets get a betting pool going..

who says stroke, who says heart attack?? i got liver failure..
 
Sorry, you lost me at a gram of EQ when you clearly don't have problems eating. Oh, and best of luck at cruising at 600mg/wk long-term.

Errrrrrrrrr...

You best bust out dat ladle, cuz your blood is gonna be stew!



Yeah, hematocrit... Ain't nobody got time for that!

How long do u think a cruise can be ok for for hemocrit levels. I been cruising at 500mg/Wk for like almost 4 months now. I got defered for donating blood due to high pulse rate lol. I guess I was nervous. Working on the donation soon enough though. I did a bloods with my doc past week and my RBC count turned out to be: 5.5 (NORMAL RANGE ACCORDING TO GP DOC) , He also said my BP is like 125-30/79-80. I thought it was pretty good for the test amnt? Thoughts?
 
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What is your technique for self-phlebotomy?

I would never do a phlebotomy myself. I have a close elderly relative whos a phlebotomist in RC. She uses a 21gauge needle with the vacuum bottle & checks my hgb every other week, WHILE "BLASTING" she does whatever she can to keep me in the healthiest state as possible. I dont get dramatic increase rbc on 600mg. But it does gradually increase over time, I make sure I get a FBC done atleast once a month. If I need to, I will donate blood. RBC is usually in the 4.5-6.5, hemoglobin 15.0-21.0 g/dL, hct, wbc, everything stays around normal range but it will slightly increase over time. THIS IS AT 600mg of Testosterone E. Blasting is a different story..
 
See what happens when you start cycling at 19 before your brain & endocrine system is fully developed kids?
You end up like this dude.

1) Self-admitted addiction to steroids with a "delusional" personality.
2) Very obvious self-esteem issues judging by the need to boast about retarded doses online.
3) The attitude of a 15yr old kid when your probably in your mid 20s.

Good to have some anecdotal evidence to back up the science on this subject :)
 
How long do u think a cruise can be ok for for hemocrit levels. I been cruising at 500mg/Wk for like almost 4 months now. I got defered for donating blood due to high pulse rate lol. I guess I was nervous. Working on the donation soon enough though. I did a bloods with my doc past week and my RBC count turned out to be: 5.5 (NORMAL RANGE ACCORDING TO GP DOC) , He also said my BP is like 125-30/79-80. I thought it was pretty good for the test amnt? Thoughts?
It varies from person to person, but you really should at least keep tabs on your hemoglobin/hematocrit as the risks for clotting are very real. I would use personal experience to answer your question, but I create a shit-ton of RBC/platelets even on TRT doses of test.

Unfortunately blood pressure (yours looks pretty damn good) is not related to HCT, so you can't use that as a means of judging how thick your blood is.

I would suggest trying to donate first thing in the morning, before stresses of the day bring your heart rate up too high.

See what happens when you start cycling at 19 before your brain & endocrine system is fully developed kids?
You end up like this dude.

1) Self-admitted addiction to steroids with a "delusional" personality.
2) Very obvious self-esteem issues judging by the need to boast about retarded doses online.
3) The attitude of a 15yr old kid when your probably in your mid 20s.

Good to have some anecdotal evidence to back up the science on this subject :)

While I did see the humor in the OP, I do have to say your post is pure gold Zilla. LOL. :wiggle:
 
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strong dbol dosage 40mg/week? did I read that one right. good luck with your bostin loyd goals of 2015 Opie... If you play your cards right, you too can show up to a show looking like soggy bag of dicks packed under your skin and lose.
 
Zilla You're pointing all this out like I have something to hide, of course I'm in my mid 20s...Mid 20 grams of gear, & I've always had this personality the gear just altered it. I'll always love marvel comics and DC just as much as my two young boys. One thing for a fact is that I'm stress free and I'm pretty damn happy with my life and how things are going & to me that's all that matters.
 
I'm a few (not that many!) years older than you, I've run 'grams of gear' before and don't think your cycle is that outrageous, depending on your progress/physique/stats etc...but your post and demeanor absolutely are.

I don't know what kind of reception you expected, but if you were going for 'shock value' that's not exactly what you achieved - if you work on your presentation I think you'll get a lot farther in terms of valuable input or even encouragement if that's what you're after.
 
lol, damn.. this was a while ago. This was a troll postt I did when I was going through some sort of depression. I wanted to make some of the members here laugh, for some reason making others laugh makes me feel good about myself. I never ran this cycle but this post was after a tren E, Test E, and DROL 15 week run I had just done & recovery was hard. Mentality felt like I hit rock bottom, and I was literally contemplating TRT, but I didn't want that. I did not want to live with the fact that Im being dependent on a certain hormone just so I can feel OK. Definitely not know, maybe when I get older. Was in a real dark place, but I had my family to keep me going.

I also apologize for those who did not take this lightly or couldn't see it as a joke, or lacked the sense of humor I thought most would have.
 
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