i like cake... with sprinkles.. and bavarian cream..
and a candle.. and some fucking ballons..
and a monster truck.. a big one.. that i can run over other cars with....
and a go pro stuck to it.. so i can do that shit slow motion and add some bad ass dubstep in the background..
and two chicks holding ar-15's blasting away rounds as i fly in the air with my monster truck.. only to get out and then get on a dirt bike and break the world record for a long jump..
then i would get in a fight with chuck norris.. and win.. but barely.. like in one of those old van dam movies..
bloodsport.. yea.. like in bloodsport.. with cool retro 80's music in the backround.. mixed into dubstep..
fuck yea..........
that is all![]()
I stopped at the cake part but have you ever had Domincan Guava cake??? My ex was Puerto Rican and worked in a bakery but she made the cake at home one day. That cake is by far my favorite cake now!
unfortunately im gluten free these days.. no cake lol
Rumpy, I ran out of lotion so I need Soc Dennis back
It might have Rumpy's special "lotion" inside too. Just don't lick your hands afterwards, don't want those cold sores to form!![]()
I'm sorry to hear that. I could give up everything but brownies, guava cake, and a certain flavor Hagen Dazs ice cream lol. How's your injury healing?
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Finally someone to talk to besides myself. How's it going Mr. Half?