i like cake... with sprinkles.. and bavarian cream..
and a candle.. and some fucking ballons..
and a monster truck.. a big one.. that i can run over other cars with....
and a go pro stuck to it.. so i can do that shit slow motion and add some bad ass dubstep in the background..
and two chicks holding ar-15's blasting away rounds as i fly in the air with my monster truck.. only to get out and then get on a dirt bike and break the world record for a long jump..
then i would get in a fight with chuck norris.. and win.. but barely.. like in one of those old van dam movies..
bloodsport.. yea.. like in bloodsport.. with cool retro 80's music in the backround.. mixed into dubstep..
fuck yea..........
that is all