Do you think one of them is using gear pt. 2

halfwit said:
Haha. Come on, we both know that when they see that ring, you become 10x more attractive. I know guys that aren't married that wear rings to get chicks. It's silly and sad at the same time.
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Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. I don't wear mine to the gym.
 
halfwit said:
BAM!

Speaking of squatting and ass: There's this blonde that works at my gym that has one of the best asses I've ever seen in my life. It's PERFECTLY shaped and she wears just the right kinds of shorts to show it off without being too obvious. Apparently she started her shift right as I was coming into the gym so we bumped into each other while walking in and she commented on how she'd love to work out with me sometime. MAN, talk about biting my tongue as I would love to work out with her alright, doggy-style thrusts; 20 sets of 40 reps should do the trick! :cool:

It's not fair when women know you're married so they throw it on extra thick. Like I have no problems flirting, but it's just downright mean sometimes. Not that I'm complaining, I'll take what attention I can get - but WOOF, it sure makes being monogamous tough sometimes. ;)
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Tell her you have a twin brother out in CA that would LOVE to "workout" with her :p
 
halfwit said:
Haha. Come on, we both know that when they see that ring, you become 10x more attractive. I know guys that aren't married that wear rings to get chicks. It's silly and sad at the same time.
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Funny how women do it for the exact opposite reason... imagine that.
 
Rumpy said:
Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. I don't wear mine to the gym.
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Oh man, my ring hasn't come off in like 15 years. I used to have to take it off for work, but that was to keep me from getting electrocuted. Wear it and see how things change lol.
CptFKNplanet said:
Tell her you have a twin brother out in CA that would LOVE to "workout" with her :p
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Don't tempt me. She looks a lot like that wide-eyed blonde you posted earlier today. With an ass that resembles two softballs stuffed into a pair of underwear. I'm talking PERFECTLY round and muscular. She squats over 275lbs...
CptFKNplanet said:
Word. Thanks bud.
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Not a problem mang. :)
 
CptFKNplanet said:
Funny how women do it for the exact opposite reason... imagine that.
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Exactly! Although I get married chicks flirting with me too. In fact, my wife and I had to go to the bank to do some account changes, and once my wife left - the banker started coming on to me. Seriously, she met my wife and was talking to her, then started asking me about what gym I go to and all sorts of "grey area" questions that I was happy to answer (I'm a slut), but couldn't help feeling a little awkward. :spin:

CptFKNplanet said:
I should probably create an email address that isn't my full name lol.
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Yeah, I use a safe-mail acct with an alias to keep things simple. ;)
 
The way my gym is laid out, in one of the rooms you have to walk behind a row of tread mills to get to the machines I use. The other day their was a little blonde girl that was just perfect. Nice black tights, perfect ass, I mean perfect! Nice blonde hair pulled back in pony tail that was swinging as she ran. I go round to the front and she's just perfect. Nice firm little tits, beautiful face, all of it. I think I was perving out on her for at least 10 minutes until I finally realized her t-shirt said class of 2016 or some shit. I am a dirty old man.
 
halfwit said:
Exactly! Although I get married chicks flirting with me too. In fact, my wife and I had to go to the bank to do some account changes, and once my wife left - the banker started coming on to me. Seriously, she met my wife and was talking to her, then started asking me about what gym I go to and all sorts of "grey area" questions that I was happy to answer (I'm a slut), but couldn't help feeling a little awkward. :spin:


Yeah, I use a safe-mail acct with an alias to keep things simple. ;)
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Y.does it.matter with the email account?
 
Rumpy said:
The way my gym is laid out, in one of the rooms you have to walk behind a row of tread mills to get to the machines I use. The other day their was a little blonde girl that was just perfect. Nice black tights, perfect ass, I mean perfect! Nice blonde hair pulled back in pony tail that was swinging as she ran. I go round to the front and she's just perfect. Nice firm little tits, beautiful face, all of it. I think I was perving out on her for at least 10 minutes until I finally realized her t-shirt said class of 2016 or some shit. I am a dirty old man.
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Dude, I flirt with a girl that I'm positive is BARELY 18 on a daily basis. Damn, I'm realizing I'm one seriously dirty old man with all this flirt talk.

MUST BE THE ROIDZ, RIGHT?


...right?

Nahhhh. I'm just a big ol' pervert. :D

frank.tb said:
Y.does it.matter with the email account?
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Nah, just for peace of mind.
 
I have a safemail account, but I know some guys won't take it. I haven't spent the money for a countermail account yet
 
halfwit said:
Don't tempt me. She looks a lot like that wide-eyed blonde you posted earlier today. With an ass that resembles two softballs stuffed into a pair of underwear. I'm talking PERFECTLY round and muscular. She squats over 275lbs...
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I really need to snag a picture of the hot blonde at my gym. Her ass n tits is phenom. She can't squat for shit though. Today was the first day I saw her try, on the smith machine, with 35's, not quite to parallel. I REALLY wanted to go give her advice, but I'm always scared her husband is gonna creep up.
And I think I'm gonna go hang myself now that I know a hot chick can squat more than me. Good bye friends.
 
halfwit said:
Exactly! Although I get married chicks flirting with me too. In fact, my wife and I had to go to the bank to do some account changes, and once my wife left - the banker started coming on to me. Seriously, she met my wife and was talking to her, then started asking me about what gym I go to and all sorts of "grey area" questions that I was happy to answer (I'm a slut), but couldn't help feeling a little awkward. :spin:


Yeah, I use a safe-mail acct with an alias to keep things simple. ;)
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LOL I'd be a slut too if I had chicks hitting on me :)

Sounds like a good plan.
 
Rumpy said:
The way my gym is laid out, in one of the rooms you have to walk behind a row of tread mills to get to the machines I use. The other day their was a little blonde girl that was just perfect. Nice black tights, perfect ass, I mean perfect! Nice blonde hair pulled back in pony tail that was swinging as she ran. I go round to the front and she's just perfect. Nice firm little tits, beautiful face, all of it. I think I was perving out on her for at least 10 minutes until I finally realized her t-shirt said class of 2016 or some shit. I am a dirty old man.
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Fuck it, I'd still hit it. I've seen some 15 year olds that I'd probably bone down with. I guess it's less weird for me though.
 
Rumpy said:
Why? everyone knows it. Besides, you need to give JB your shipping info anyways. He know my name and where I live, but then so do you.
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This is true. I was only gonna ask him when there shit is gonna be back in stock. I already made an account and all that. I guess it doesn't really matter though. I still need to get bloods done anyways. Hopefully by the time I get around to that they'll be re-stocked. The crazy thing is with EVERYTHING I need for a cycle, syringes, swabs, ancillaries, blood work, etc. it's still a little cheaper than a SDMZ cycle lmao.
 
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