Girl asks you why ur balls are so small during sex (what do you reply)

[sadpanda]

"they have always been like that"


what would you say lol?

 

[Bauer es numero uno]

why's your pussy so loose

 

[Vino 1]

They don't ask that. Because I fuck them with my dick not my balls.

 

[sadpanda]

why's your pussy so loose

lmao

shouldn't you be sleeping bro, its super late

 

[Beefcake727]

The easier for you to fit in your mouth dear haha

 

[mmaker233]

Because they want to be like your tits...small and saggy......

 

[Hog928]

Cause I just drained them in your mom

 

[electricred]

why's your pussy so loose

Golden. That'll shut 'em up!

 

[J_Fox23]

They don't ask that. Because I fuck them with my dick not my balls.

You mean you don't put your balls inside them... Oh uh yeah me either...

 

[hell yeah lesbians!]

It makes it easier to perform the *Dogs in a Bathtub sex move.



*Dogs in a Bathtub - the sex act where a man attempts to jam both of this balls into the anus of a woman. This move is said to be as difficult as keeping two dogs in a bathtub at the same time.

 

[German89]

Girls ask that?!

 

[Lift-on]

It makes it easier to perform the *Dogs in a Bathtub sex move.



*Dogs in a Bathtub - the sex act where a man attempts to jam both of this balls into the anus of a woman. This move is said to be as difficult as keeping two dogs in a bathtub at the same time.

Damn that sounds like it would hurt the boys. Props to anybody that has done this bc I can c it being very difficult.

 

[Anton102]

Because I'm all dick

 

[DexterMorgan]

I remember telling my ex how balls get in a way, and I wish they were smaller. She was like, you want me to tape them to your leg. Lol no thanx. I think most women don't care about the size of your testies

 

[hardtarget]

Tell her thats the WAY THEY ARE!

 

[Strong Man]

Tell them that you just have a big sack and it makes your balls seem small. lol

 

[2rude4u]

If she's wondering about the size of your balls during sex you are definetly doing something wrong

 

[Collinb]

Just let em know its because your dick dwarfs them.
Balls dont matter for shit, my girlfriend teases me about it, but we always joke around and I know she doesnt care haha...thank god

 

[Stone]

just get some torem and Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) and blow them up

 

[sadpanda]

If she's wondering about the size of your balls during sex you are definetly doing something wrong

lol you guys never get ur girls to suck ur nuts?

da fuck...