help with bullshit detector calibration!

MegaHorse

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Theres this lady at my work that sees my desk drawer full of healthy foods so she feels compelled to tell me about her bodybuilding comp husband. First she said he used to have a 10 or 12 pack, which I thought was almost impossible. I asked if he ever used "performance enhancers" she says no the body building comp he was in was all natural and made everyone take a polygraph test. Is any of that true or is my bs meter spot on?
 
Theres this lady at my work that sees my desk drawer full of healthy foods so she feels compelled to tell me about her bodybuilding comp husband. First she said he used to have a 10 or 12 pack, which I thought was almost impossible. I asked if he ever used "performance enhancers" she says no the body building comp he was in was all natural and made everyone take a polygraph test. Is any of that true or is my bs meter spot on?

Most natural bb comps use a poly as the baseline for drug testing. It is fast and inexpensive for the promoter compared to other methods.
They often piss test the winners.

There is no 10 or 12 pack. Occasionally you will see an 8 pack of abs
 
Theres this lady at my work that sees my desk drawer full of healthy foods so she feels compelled to tell me about her bodybuilding comp husband. First she said he used to have a 10 or 12 pack, which I thought was almost impossible. I asked if he ever used "performance enhancers" she says no the body building comp he was in was all natural and made everyone take a polygraph test. Is any of that true or is my bs meter spot on?

Maybe she meant a 12 pack of bud light.
 
Theres this lady at my work that sees my desk drawer full of healthy foods so she feels compelled to tell me about her bodybuilding comp husband. First she said he used to have a 10 or 12 pack, which I thought was almost impossible. I asked if he ever used "performance enhancers" she says no the body building comp he was in was all natural and made everyone take a polygraph test. Is any of that true or is my bs meter spot on?

First, why would u care what she said?... and second, why would u bring up steroids at your work???
I would ask her if she's gonna blow u at lunch time, and if not then not to be wasting your time. . .
 
First, why would u care what she said?... and second, why would u bring up steroids at your work???
I would ask her if she's gonna blow u at lunch time, and if not then not to be wasting your time. . .

Woah sorry bud. She just brags about him all the time, I was just curious
 
Woah sorry bud. She just brags about him all the time, I was just curious

Ask her to show you a pic of this comp ready 12 pack wearing BB stage warrior.

I 'll bet the hype is bigger than the reality its printed on.

But you were right to come here and ask.
 
She probably knows you work out and maybe you're in good shape? Some women have this thing kinda like in grade school where your dad is the almighty, like the my dad can beat up your dad mentality lol. So she's just trying to brag about her husband cuz he works out, probably has a total gym 2000 at home.
 
Lol total gym. Oddly enough she was saying he's some black belt and he spared with chuck Norris at some karate show or something.
 
ask to smell her breath.

sounds alot like bullshit to me.

These are the type of girls at work, who get mad at me for ignoring them when they're are talking this bs. . I just walk off.

Next time she starts in. . ., cut her off and ask her what color pannies she's wearing
 
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Lol total gym. Oddly enough she was saying he's some black belt and he spared with chuck Norris at some karate show or something.

Maybe it's true but I'd say 99% she's full of shit. The 12 pack says it all, I guarantee he's just some average Joe that excercises and takes karate classes at the YMCA.
 
These are the type of girls at work, who get mad at me for ignoring them when they're are talking this bs. . I just walk off.

Next time she starts in. . ., cut her off and ask her what color pannies she's wearing

same way here, i cant even be bothered to say good morning to them at the office.
out of the group here thers just one i will talk with. the reason. we are on the same level and work out at the same gym.

PS: she dont wear panties. :yumyum:
 
same way here, i cant even be bothered to say good morning to them at the office.
out of the group here thers just one i will talk with. the reason. we are on the same level and work out at the same gym.

PS: she dont wear panties. :yumyum:

Because it doesnt do any good to be nice to fake people.. Two-faced people in the office.. I mean, ill smile, but im not trying to be the up everybodys ass at work. . Cause they will tell all your business
They're like are u going to the company party?.. Im like no, its gay.. Them: Where u going for lunch? Me: Im busy. ttyl


Sounds like u need to take her to lunch ;)
 
She sits next to me and I'm not a total Dick so I talk with her a little bit. I like to see how wild her storyline gets.
 
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