How do i reach chip wadowski.....?

CHIP WADOWSKI

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I'd like to address a question/concern/issue?..... Now what I can't quite understand is the vast quantities of phone calls that i get throughout the course of a day. Ok, lets address the very first issue that some smart ass will try to run at me with.... NO. I AM NOT A LICENSED MENTAL DEFICIENT. I just have more clients than the average doctor. And as a day starts at about 8 am and MAY end at 11 or 12am, it blows my mind how my office line will ring, till I don't answer, then, the caller ID will show the same exact caller, calling my cell phone, and again there is no answer. Now the ironic/amazing part of this whole concept is that roughly 75% of the callers on both lines, NEVER LEAVE A MESSAGE. Now, I am very sorry if this is a difficult concept for people to understand, but I am on of the most sought after HRT/TRT consultants in the COUNTRY. SO THAT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE SOME CRAZY IDEA THAT YOU ARE JUST GOING TO DIAL A COUPLE NUMBERS, ON A WHIM, AND BE ABLE TO LATCH ME DOWN INTO A 30-45 MINUTE ON HOW TO GET STARTED WITH MAXIMUS HRT.......

YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED THE THE EXTREMELY PRECISE VOICEMAIL THAT WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED TO HERE, STEP BY STEP, TO GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER TO BE A CLIENT.

The level of growth that MAXIMUS Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) has attained has put it in a bit of a different playing field than most other companies out there. The type of clientele that MAXIMUS Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) is looking to service, are those that are either transferring from other companies, or or those individuals that have done their homework and are truly knowledgable and prepared for the wonderful journey that they are about to experience in the world of HRT/TRT administered properly. So, in closing, its very simple..... WHEN YOU CONTACT MAXIMUS HRT, YOUR CHANCES OF REACHING CHIP WADOWSKI ARE ABOUT SLIM AND NONE. We are not an information service. We do not accept phone calls to be asked, "how much is a bottle of testosterone", and we DO NOT provide information to those individuals, about current drugs they are taking, if they are not under our care.

IF YOU ARE AN INDIVIDUAL THAT WOULD LIKE TO HAVE YOUR HRT/TRT ADMINISTERED BY THE LEADING SPECIALISTS IN THE NATION, THEN YOU'LL HAVE ALREADY DONE YOUR HOMEWORK. YOU'LL KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO GO TO
- Maximus HRT

1.) SUBMIT ONLINE MEDICAL HISTORY QUESTIONNAIRE

2.) ORDER BLOOD WORK ONLINE THROUGH OUR WEBSITE OR SUPPLY US WITH LABS THAT ARE LESS THAN 12 MONTHS OLD

3.) PRINT INTAKE PHYSICAL EXAMINATION FORM. HAVE ANNUAL PHYSICAL COMPLETED BY PHYSICIAN OF YOUR CHOICE OR SUPPLY US WITH A PHYSICAL THAT IS LESS THAN 12 MONTHS OLD.

4.) CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER
 
seems a bit difficult to me lol. hey i got an idea for you. why dont you charge people $300/hr to talk to them like that primordial guy. he explains how he made dhea the the strongest, safest and smartest steroid. your time is worth at least as much as his.
 
I didnt need to do any of the phone chatty business. Chip got me all taken care of with good ole email.
 
All BS aside

Despite the arrogant asshole nature of most of Chip's posts, I can tell you firsthand that he is not alltogether a douche to deal with. I have had the opportunity to speak with him briefly and have had a few emails back and forth.

Chip, to put a name with a face, to speak. I am still working on lowering the pressure. Should be a short while.

Cheers!
 
Despite the arrogant asshole nature of most of Chip's posts, I can tell you firsthand that he is not alltogether a douche to deal with. I have had the opportunity to speak with him briefly and have had a few emails back and forth.

Chip, to put a name with a face, to speak. I am still working on lowering the pressure. Should be a short while.

Cheers!

"Chips Arrogant asshole nature; chip, altogether a douche to deal with;..... I think the main nature of the problem are two things: one being that there are far to many chicken shit, tough guy, wanna be's, like your self, and two, given that I have a client base on well over 600 individuals, I no longer reserve my precious time for those, like you, with little to ZERO common sense, I allocate 100% of my time to those who are ready to begin therapy and change their lives NOW. Do YOU happen to have a picture of yourself, "HOGSLAYER"....? As you've made it clear that Chip Wadowski has no problem putting a body or name with a face, do you have the guts to do the same? You see "PigFucker", you can hold what ever UNEDUCATED OPINION ABOUT ME AS YOU'D LIKE..... Cause you obviously aren't a client. If you were, you'd speak the same VOLUMES of me as they do. You see, what tickles my giant Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) balls sack is that clowns like YOU are to CHICKEN SHIT to jump on one side of the fence of the other. If you wanna call me an arrogant piece of shit, simple post your photo and real name, as a REAL man would do, than hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of satisfied clients would grab a great laugh at you, or GROW A SET OF BALLS, come to the other side of the fence and you'll be welcomed as a full fledged supporter, in my eyes. But, regardless, either way, as of this point, ur a chickenshit, candy ass, with no balls and no photo and no idea what team you'd like to be associated with.:bigok:
 
Maybe it's just me, but when I started with Chip I dropped him an email (being busy myself and hating phones I just assumed he was the same way), the next day he sent me my information packet with explicit instructions on how to get started. What throws some people off is the fact that you actually have to put some leg work in. You have to get a physical and bloodwork done (you should do this regardless) and fill out the proper forms for Maximus. This takes time. If you don't want to do that I get it, then just order from a UGL and leave the best Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) business on the planet to those of us who truly understand that it is a partnership. You can't just expect Chip to do everything for you and to drop everything just because you can't follow instructions. It's pretty fucking simple people.
 
Wow

Chip,

You sure can take a joke well. Or so I thought. Calm down and read my post again. Maybe this time with the idea that I was BSing you.

As far as whitch team I am on, Chip. I am one of your prospective clients. Waiting to finish up my physical. Thus the refference to that in my original post.

Cheers?
 
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Chip,

You sure can take a joke well. Or so I thought. Calm down and read my post again. Maybe this time with the idea that I was BSing you.

As far as whitch team I am on, Chip. I am one of your prospective clients. Waiting to finish up my physical. Thus the refference to that in my original post.

Cheers?

Piggly Wiggly.... I hereby off you my sincerest apologies given your recent post. This site has become a cesspool for assholes with agendas and I'm just to busy to deal with anyone who isn't down with joining the MAXIMUS NATION. I look forward to working with you and please accept the apologies of my misguided words.:kiss:
 
Yeah, I'll take an arrogant asshole that knows what he is doing any day over a moronic MD that wants to charge me twice as much and still make me feel like shit in comparison while telling me my problems are all in my head on one injection twice a month or wants to put me on gel and make me feel like a balding menopausal woman with ED 24/7. But if any of you actually get with Maximus you'll find you are treated like a king compared to a worthless know nothing number in some endo's office with some doc you have to wait 2 weeks to 2 months to see. The real arrogance is in that office, not at Maximus with Chip, who happens to be the friendliest guy you could imagine. Chip doesn't charge enough for his services.
 
Yeah, I'll take an arrogant asshole that knows what he is doing any day over a moronic MD that wants to charge me twice as much and still make me feel like shit in comparison while telling me my problems are all in my head on one injection twice a month or wants to put me on gel and make me feel like a balding menopausal woman with ED 24/7. But if any of you actually get with Maximus you'll find you are treated like a king compared to a worthless know nothing number in some endo's office with some doc you have to wait 2 weeks to 2 months to see. The real arrogance is in that office, not at Maximus with Chip, who happens to be the friendliest guy you could imagine. Chip doesn't charge enough for his services.

^^^^^This
 
Chip, do you deal with Canadians?

I fly down to Ft. Lauderdale every few months and have been working with a testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) doc out of Level 5 fitness, but was hoping that I could find an alternative, you sound like that guy.
 
Piggly Wiggly.... I hereby off you my sincerest apologies given your recent post. This site has become a cesspool for assholes with agendas and I'm just to busy to deal with anyone who isn't down with joining the MAXIMUS NATION. I look forward to working with you and please accept the apologies of my misguided words.:kiss:

lol.. chip nearly popped a vein on that one lmfao..


guys CHIP is THE MAN when it comes down to HRT!!

He'll give it to you straight every time.. (even when he misunderstand what u said... :help: )
 
Glad to see you are setting some boundaries, Chip. I know from my own experience as a business owner, that it's hard when you care about people to run a business, because customers take advantage of you and your time. You are right to save your energy for the customers who are serious about pursuing a course of treatment and are taking the initiative to do their part. F**k the haters and fence sitters.
Also good to see that Maximus is achieving so much success in such a brief time. I've learned from my businesss that more is not always better though. If you have to limit your clientele to give yourself some personal time and in order to continue a high level of service that's ok. Just because people want something from you doesn't mean you have to give it to them...save it for those who deserve it. You are appreciated.
Best of luck, Bro.
 
I just recently started with Maximus. Im amazed at the level of communication Chip is able to maintain. Ive had E-mail Text and Voice conversations with Chip. I try and get my Shit figured out before I hit send so as not to tie him up with some inbred story.
Maximum Benifit from time managment. Keep it simple.
Chip I hope you have figured out a way to build a support team that works under your direction so you can keep expanding your business with out burning out.
Best of luck!
Bivouac~Idaho
 
Chip, just a quick question so I can complete the process. I have already filled out the health info and paid for the blood panel. I printed off the receipt and took it to labcor but they are needing a requisition number or something of that nature. I entered my correct e-mail address on the blood work order form and have not received an e-mail with the info needed. I called and left you a voicemail but wanted to drop you a line on here as well incase it's a simple and easy explanation. Thanks and look very much forward to having a better quality of life with the help of your company!

Josh
 
It may take a day or two for Chip to send you the bloodwork perscription. It has to be made up from the doctor before Chip sends it to you.

thats what happened to me recently.

Pack
 
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