How to get your G/F to do ANAL!!

Which method works best?

  • Honey, how about something different?

    Votes: 148 39.6%

  • bitch take it and like it!

    Votes: 79 21.1%

  • i'll rub your back if...

    Votes: 43 11.5%

  • Quick Donkey Punch

    Votes: 104 27.8%
  • Total voters
    374
i recently done anal with my darling girly. we had been speakin about it for ages and she is filth anyway.actually she is likie that usher song 'yeah' a lady in the street but a freak in the bed. anyway back on topic. we went out for a mates bday and got out the taxi and we had a quick snog which before i knew it, turned into me getting sucked off. wey! anyway we got in and rushed up the stairs and we had loads of oil everywhere but i was so pissed i just got on with it. anyway she got well oiled and there was no stopping me. the moral to this story is that there is a 2for 1 offer at tesco at the mo for baby oil so get some. the side effects for her was a well sore bum and it stang she said. well ijust said 'it must be down to my massive knob'. naturally she laughed and said 'you wish'. then back to reality. hope this story helped
 
corteztk1982 said:
you like how you can feel the meat tearing and separating as you chew.ripping apart a slab of muscle with your teeth? ;) i do :naughty:
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Cornroll1982 this is probably not the best statement to post in a thread related to anal. But to each their own my man.
 
polar bear said:
i recently done anal with my darling girly. we had been speakin about it for ages and she is filth anyway.actually she is likie that usher song 'yeah' a lady in the street but a freak in the bed. anyway back on topic. we went out for a mates bday and got out the taxi and we had a quick snog which before i knew it, turned into me getting sucked off. wey! anyway we got in and rushed up the stairs and we had loads of oil everywhere but i was so pissed i just got on with it. anyway she got well oiled and there was no stopping me. the moral to this story is that there is a 2for 1 offer at tesco at the mo for baby oil so get some. the side effects for her was a well sore bum and it stang she said. well ijust said 'it must be down to my massive knob'. naturally she laughed and said 'you wish'. then back to reality. hope this story helped
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Wtf did you just say?
 
I would try the honey lets try something different first. And then if that didnt work I would go with the donkey punch the next time.
 
try watching an anal porn movie. That helped for me with one of my ex girlfriends.
she loved to watch it and she realy got wet watching it aswel.
so she realy wanted to try it herself.
and that was the start for her. After our first time she loved it more and more and wanted to do it almost every time.
 
thx anskel! lol, glad to hear a fun story like that one! it's always great when both people thoroughly enjoy themselves...
 
my most recent ex was always wanting anal...kept telling me to go there every now and then...she also had already had the "cut" so no worries about babies...she was a lot of fun...
but she would never do anal when we had our girlfriend over...damn i miss that...
 
this always works

when doing her from behind laying down grab both of her arms and twist them behind her back and go to town if she puts up any fight a little extra pressure will stop that shit immediately. have fun
 
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