How to get your G/F to do ANAL!!

Which method works best?

  • Honey, how about something different?

    Votes: 148 39.6%

  • bitch take it and like it!

    Votes: 79 21.1%

  • i'll rub your back if...

    Votes: 43 11.5%

  • Quick Donkey Punch

    Votes: 104 27.8%
  • Total voters
    374
I still haven't done this. There is one girl I know who has said she wants me to with her, but I don't know if it's going to happen. Gotta find some time alone with her somewhere, which has proven exceptionally hard to do. I'd bring her home, but my wife prefers me not to do that.
 
ok you have asked the master the right question. aka BrownHornet. Im the master at getting my girlfriends to perform anal. Two simplest ways are to lick there ass while eating them out, and slowely work a finger once in awhile. No not all girls will like this, but from my opinion the licking will drive them nuts and make them horny ass hell. Go from there bor good luck
 
I'vew been pondering the idea of buying a subscription to that site. I like anal and I like the sick shit. That site could be just the ticket.
 
Honestly, that site is a bit sick. I like a lot of things, but um, yeah, that site is out there. It's all yours.
 
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What ever you do make sure she's prepared for it and relaxed. You gotta be pateint with her both when asking and doing. If she isn't comfortable, your dick will be pushing up on a brick wall. And if you manage to rip through, the scream will pierce your eardrums. I've been on both sides of the equation (I'm sure you're smart enough to figure out what I mean).
1. she's gotta be clean in there. It's no fun if she feels like taking a dump 5 minutes into it, and a chocolate dick ain't pretty either.
2. If she agrees at some point, or even if she is just considering it without giving a definitive "yes," always distract her from thinking about it by playing with other parts of her body that make her feel really good (i.e. vagina, nipples, neck etc...)
3. LOVE THE HOLE!! Lick it, message it, finger it, rub your lubed cock on it as long as it takes until you feel it loosening. For God's sake.... TAKE YOUR TIME! Íf she's on her stomach while you're rubbing your dick over it, you'll feel her start to push back on you when she's ready for you to push it in. And do it slow until your're in all the way, then start to pump slowly building up speed until she gets used to the friction.
4. Lube, lube and more LUBE. I agree with cakalac, no KY. Even hand lotion is better.

Hope the tips come in handy. Oh yeah, she'll experience alot of gas afterwards. Mostly cuz you're pushing air into her. But you don't have to share that with her till afterwards ;-) Just sit back and laugh your ass off as canon fire explodes from the bathroom. If your girlfriend never farted infront of you before, she will now. LOL
 
Use one of these......
1. Baseball bat.
2. Handcuffs or rope.
3. Hey honey is that a 100 dollars on the floor.
4. Hide in the toilet bowl with cock sticking out.
5. Wait until she is in the operating theatre
6. Slip one gear up while doing doggie style and blame it on balance.
7. You need more excuses......

But never beg for it, just get it. Or you can always hang out at a gay bar. I am sure there is one queen willing to submit without above mentioned devices.
 
lonewing said:
Have you met BH yet?

You two would get along great.
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No, I have not had the pleasure. FYI, I like Madonna, but I don't consider her the queen (read his thread about her). I'm gay, but most guys don't realize it ..... until they're in bed with me :devil2:

So introduce me.
 
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