how to pass a piss test 100%

[roidNginy]

I went for my piss yesterday, and it was the first one i ever did and passed.......i smoke enough herb to keep us all high...lol

this job will be my second pt so i wasn't worried.....

this is how it started.......
i went to interview Thursday, they told me i had 24 hours to take a piss test...they said can u do that??
i said of course i can....i was shitting, never took a drug test,smoke like crazy,didn't have time for a detox drink....so i did some research and i stayed up all night...i bam there it was...and it fucking works....here it is

go to wallgreens/cvs/walyworld.....

u will need...

2oz travel shampoo bottle or hand sanitizer.

rubberbands

medical tape

ducktape

3 hand warmers


So find a clean buddy or relative, and get there piss .....hahahaha fill the 2oz bottle up cause u need 1.5 oz for test...


2oz bottle is filled with piss now, take the med tape and wrap the whole bottle,
take the 2 hand warmers and put them vertical on the bottles, and wrap them with rubber bands..... now i meant to say is shave ur tate and balls cause duck tape comes next....if ur a dude u sweat balls duck tape bottle on tate and base of sack....throw on long johns and boxers over them.....now walk around to get the feel for it....u should get use to it, try sitting on a chair, going upsteps........

my test was 25mins away so i got in my car, while i was driving i put the third hand warmer over my boxers, 2 mins before i got to the test i threw the third one out the window on 84....hahaha i went in they have u sit down i waited for 20mins for test....while i waited i had my legs closed with some pressure to keep bottle hot....my balls were on fire, u have to remember piss cools just as fast as water.....

so i was called in they dont watch u.. unless its dot or probation...

took my time pulled pants to the floor,very quietly opened top and poured in cup and a little in the bowl, some on seat to to make a shaking effect.....came out she said it was 98f perfect body temp.......clean for thc....heeeelllllll yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

it works my buddy did it with me and he passed too.....my piss came from my 14 year old brother... good luck guys.

 

[JamieOleBoy]

detox won't work, just a waste of money....had a buddy fail a job interview at walmart because of it lol....on the other hand this is just ridiculous, stop smoking might help?

 

[snigg]

 

[Mr P]

lol

 

[roidNginy]

whats with the jungle bun....... why stop smoking when u can sped 7 bucks and pass

 

[roidNginy]

detox won't work, just a waste of money....had a buddy fail a job interview at walmart because of it lol....on the other hand this is just ridiculous, stop smoking might help?

why stop when u can pass with ease.....fuck that honest shit, there isnt one goverment person in this state that is honest....

besides arnold lol!!!!!!!

 

[JamieOleBoy]

regular smoking increases estrogen levels, contradicting to body building? Don't mean to be a party pooper just saying lol

 

[numba1scrapper]

I went for my piss yesterday, and it was the first one i ever did and passed.......i smoke enough herb to keep us all high...lol

this job will be my second pt so i wasn't worried.....

this is how it started.......
i went to interview Thursday, they told me i had 24 hours to take a piss test...they said can u do that??
i said of course i can....i was shitting, never took a drug test,smoke like crazy,didn't have time for a detox drink....so i did some research and i stayed up all night...i bam there it was...and it fucking works....here it is

go to wallgreens/cvs/walyworld.....

u will need...

2oz travel shampoo bottle or hand sanitizer.

rubberbands

medical tape

ducktape

3 hand warmers


So find a clean buddy or relative, and get there piss .....hahahaha fill the 2oz bottle up cause u need 1.5 oz for test...


2oz bottle is filled with piss now, take the med tape and wrap the whole bottle,
take the 2 hand warmers and put them vertical on the bottles, and wrap them with rubber bands..... now i meant to say is shave ur tate and balls cause duck tape comes next....if ur a dude u sweat balls duck tape bottle on tate and base of sack....throw on long johns and boxers over them.....now walk around to get the feel for it....u should get use to it, try sitting on a chair, going upsteps........

my test was 25mins away so i got in my car, while i was driving i put the third hand warmer over my boxers, 2 mins before i got to the test i threw the third one out the window on 84....hahaha i went in they have u sit down i waited for 20mins for test....while i waited i had my legs closed with some pressure to keep bottle hot....my balls were on fire, u have to remember piss cools just as fast as water.....

so i was called in they dont watch u.. unless its dot or probation...

took my time pulled pants to the floor,very quietly opened top and poured in cup and a little in the bowl, some on seat to to make a shaking effect.....came out she said it was 98f perfect body temp.......clean for thc....heeeelllllll yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

it works my buddy did it with me and he passed too.....my piss came from my 14 year old brother... good luck guys.

Dude.... you know you could have used anything that looks the color of piss right? Those tests show one thing and one thing only.. To see if THC is present, nothing more nothing less. My aunts scumbag ex boyfriend is like a 2 time felon and gets tested three times a week, he uses a tea bag, soaks it in water for a minute and hands it in. Looks just like piss and passes everytime. You could use lemon aid, gatoraid, tea bags ext, but if you feel comfortible with human piss other then your own resting on your balls then go for it.

 

[numba1scrapper]

regular smoking increases estrogen levels, contradicting to body building? Don't mean to be a party pooper just saying lol

increases estrogen AND lowers testosterone levels. I agree, VERY contradicting to bodybuilding, especially the quantity that hes supposively smoking lol.

 

[roidNginy]

bro weed doesnt slow me down or make me weaker.........im a beast.......but they send them out for thc/coc etc.......

it has to be real piss

this is a big job i had to do it...

and im not a felon so

 

[roidNginy]

weed doesnt do all of that shit thats complete bogus info.....do u believe everything the news says..for exaple were pulling troops out of iraq.....HAHAHAHAHA

BULLSHIT WE WILL BE THERE FOR 5 MORE YEARS......I SERVED 2004-2006...

 

[prison_barz]

Dude.... you know you could have used anything that looks the color of piss right? Those tests show one thing and one thing only.. To see if THC is present, nothing more nothing less. My aunts scumbag ex boyfriend is like a 2 time felon and gets tested three times a week, he uses a tea bag, soaks it in water for a minute and hands it in. Looks just like piss and passes everytime. You could use lemon aid, gatoraid, tea bags ext, but if you feel comfortible with human piss other then your own resting on your balls then go for it.

not a chance guy, dunno where he does his piss tests but the guards hammer hawk u like a bitch when u go in for piss test. and they check the temp. of it 2 when u hand it in. thats justa sure way 2 get roasted on a breach. trust me.

 

[boston5520]

All i've ever done is drink a shit load of water. Just piss water because it doesn't sit in your bladder long enough to get dirty. Worst case you get a inconclusive. Never happened to me but i've heard of it

 

[numba1scrapper]

not a chance guy, dunno where he does his piss tests but the guards hammer hawk u like a bitch when u go in for piss test. and they check the temp. of it 2 when u hand it in. thats justa sure way 2 get roasted on a breach. trust me.

YES a chance..guy. I didn't say walk over to sink and pour water in, im saying instead of having to worry about getting someones piss or about taping someone elses piss to your balls. Everybody this guy knew smoked weed including my aunt so he used the tea bag and it worked 3 times a week for like a year.

 

[prison_barz]

gear down big rig. im talkin from experience. not grandmas bedtime stories. and that wont work.

 

[roidNginy]

bro i dont give a fuck.....i just posted something that worked for me and my buddy first time.....never had a drug test before...and passed 98 f