Hyjacked....What huh

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welcome aboard the tren train son...............
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where you been son? I know the threads have been shit lately. :D
 
HAHAHAHAHA i just shaved it today-and the hair on the back of my neck :laugh3:

atta boy. I've been growing this nasty goatee for the last month or so for this race my wife and i are doing in a couple weeks. Its bugging me like crazy but it looks mean as fuck!!
 
^^ people had me worried i'd start eating jewish babies or something on a little test.

only change is my wife says i try to finger her asshole all night:dance2:
 
in life we either do, or we don't...

there is no try.

i just yacked up a fuckin veggie burger laughing......

i think im running at about 70 percent success right as of 6:30 this am. about 30% of time i get swift elbow to my sternum. She can be a real bitch. I just want to play with asshole? no big deal right:laugh3:

there was great ass in gym last night, narrow waist and big ass wanted to stick tounge in there real bad. Like those brazillian girls you put up the other day, yumyum
 
i just yacked up a fuckin veggie burger laughing......

i think im running at about 70 percent success right as of 6:30 this am. about 30% of time i get swift elbow to my sternum. She can be a real bitch. I just want to play with asshole? no big deal right:laugh3:

there was great ass in gym last night, narrow waist and big ass wanted to stick tounge in there real bad. Like those brazillian girls you put up the other day, yumyum

haha. i hear ya. my wife loves it in the ass but knows if she keeps it for special occasions it makes me even more crazy. For example, i bought her a $500 purse for our anniversary (our Jamaica trip is the same week). She asked me what i wanted. I just said ASS.

Its helps when I'm direct as then she knows to pack the:

Toys
Enemas
Lube

Gotta be prepared you know. :D
 
I'm ok with bribery man, whatever it takes you know. I usually have to try and slip one past the goalie and pull a "sorry baby, but did you like it?????" after the squeel! i love it man
 
haha. i hear ya. my wife loves it in the ass but knows if she keeps it for special occasions it makes me even more crazy. For example, i bought her a $500 purse for our anniversary (our Jamaica trip is the same week). She asked me what i wanted. I just said ASS.

Its helps when I'm direct as then she knows to pack the:

Toys
Enemas
Lube

Gotta be prepared you know. :D

I'm ok with bribery man, whatever it takes you know. I usually have to try and slip one past the goalie and pull a "sorry baby, but did you like it?????" after the squeel! i love it man

Man, the last time i went for the "ass" w an ex SHE GOT PISSED!.She shut down the slam session right there on the spot, and rolled over on me:cockblock:dunno:.. There was no 2 ways about it.. Some girls love it, some u can talk into it, and some think your a pervert/asshole trying to put something thats not gonna fit in there. The fingers are usually more acceptable.... But, if u slide a finger or something better in there, and she gets turned on watch out cause u woke up a beast!
 
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haha. i hear ya. my wife loves it in the ass but knows if she keeps it for special occasions it makes me even more crazy. For example, i bought her a $500 purse for our anniversary (our Jamaica trip is the same week). She asked me what i wanted. I just said ASS.

Its helps when I'm direct as then she knows to pack the:

Toys
Enemas
Lube

Gotta be prepared you know. :D

...and if shes not in the mood just bust out your sledge hammer
 
Landscape - you shoulda said... "NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DONT" - used to be my motto... now my wife will not even let me get my hands in around that area.. oh well many other things to do :)

YTMND - But I Poop From There

Man i was going to town on her too... I was beating it up and actually slipped and jambed it in there(i left that part out lol) She was sooooo fkn pissed bro. IT WAS DONE atm. I was only half way done too :(
She was a freak too, id beat her ass and she loved it. But that shit i heard about for a month
 
Haha yea let's talk shit about how the 180 pound guys that are only taking protien and creatine are weaker than us while we're running a shitload of gear. They should be up there with you right? Good job you sound like a total bad ass. (Sarcasm)

yea i can hear where you are coming from but i will say personally i just started some dope about 4 weeks ago after 19 years of lifting and have been as high as 265 just with protein, creatine and i'm a FUCKING VEGETARIAN.

There are just so many people that look at anyone who has some decent muscle and think they must be taking steroids because it is impossible to build without them. Not true at all.

This shit just takes time right? At least it has taken me time but maybe my genetics suck, dont know.

Someone that is 6'2 and 180 needs to learn some real basic stuff about lifting and how to eat to gain muscle first off the bat.

i am just rambling i know. no big deal
 
Yea I completely agree with you. I see that all the time where someone has put in a lot of hard work and then people assume they're on juice because they can't get that big since they're lazy and don't know how. But in this case this gentleman has let his gear go to his head. As for me im waiting for my pins from rui to come in hopefully this week so I can start mine. The suspense is killing me

yea i forgot what this thread was about. right.

i like staying sort of mellow man, dont do well with the fuckin hypertension. I do like looking at pussy though.
 
Well I thought the tangent deserved it's own thread....Lol. It should have been moved to the chat forum but I was sure you guys would miss the thread so I thought I 'd let it ride till you found it. Now I can move it.

I wouldn't want anyone to miss out on a night stalked sneak attack Laugh....LOL
 
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