If Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) makes your nuts full & hang low, is there anything out there that enlarges

[FriscoTxAggie]

If HCG makes your nuts full & hang low, is there anything out there that enlarges

your pecker? Im looking to hang like a horse.

 

[Miss Muscle]

Easy, just hang a 45 lb plate from it for 10 minutes every day.

 

[FriscoTxAggie]

Easy, just hang a 45 lb plate from it for 10 minutes every day.

thats going to make me look like I got a long skinny snake between my legs.

 

[Miss Muscle]

Yes, but after it gets all long, then you inject synthol into it and bingo you're hung like a horse.

 

[dialtone]

this is the stupidest fucking question ive seen on here for a while. no....there is no steroid to make your dick bigger....god damn it.

 

[stang50]

Just do as miss muscle said.

 

[FriscoTxAggie]

this is the stupidest fucking question ive seen on here for a while. no....there is no steroid to make your dick bigger....god damn it.

It was a joke man......relax,

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

hahahahaha..........MM synthol! i betcha some asshole has really done it!

 

[Miss Muscle]

It was a joke man......relax,

I was serious.

 

[Mudge]

If this existed we'd all be talking about how xxxxx pills were BS and how we knew the secret, shoot up some xxxxx and be rolling long with a footlong to your next chick.

 

[swellonemm]

what about this

 

[Miss Muscle]

hahahahaha..........MM synthol! i betcha some asshole has really done it!

Yes and his name is Gregg Valentino.

 

[Animal1852]

Actually there is a way but its surgical you can increase your size by 1-3" depending on how much of the shaft is within your body. No magic pill though sorry, although proviron makes me feel like I can kill someone with my erections. Btw Dtone flipping out= priceless.

 

[Teutonic]

I am happy with my tool.. hard as depleted uranium.
I m just trying to get the rest of me to catch up.

 

[dialtone]

Btw Dtone flipping out= priceless.

it felt pretty good.

 

[Palpatine]

this is the stupidest fucking question ive seen on here for a while. no....there is no steroid to make your dick bigger....god damn it.

I know I'm green here...but that was the funniest thing I've read in a while. Sorry.

 

[RJ]

I know I'm green here...but that was the funniest thing I've read in a while. Sorry.

you must be new... clearly you have never read any of Det-Oaks posts. Retard central...

 

[OLYMPIAN]

Die and hope to be reincarnated as a black man.

You'll be hung like a horse, but you may find the cops chasing you a bit more as well. Nasty side effect...

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

you must be new... clearly you have never read any of Det-Oaks posts. Retard central...

 

[Flip TRT]

die and hope to be reincarnated as a black man.

You'll be hung like a horse, but you may find the cops chasing you a bit more as well. Nasty side effect...

funniest shit ever!!!!

I'll just have to be content being hung like a fieldmouse with an 8 inch tongue!