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Dear Meathead,
It is with sincere regret to inform that you are the subject of an internal review by our several high-ranking members of the Bodybuilding Congress.
We have come to the conclusion that your previous background in bodybuilding has been unprofessional and do not follow the rules of the International Federation of Amateur Bodybuilders. It is the dream of every up and coming bodybuilder to get the opportunity to earn a pro card, however, we feel that your outright disregard for our rules must be stopped. Our rules must be followed and the time-honored tradition of the drug free bodybuilder has come to a reality. Drug use is out of control, and you are no exception.
We have decided to release you from any kind of sponsorship due to your attitude outside the gym. Most bodybuilders in our organization are eager to help improve the education for young kids in their community with questions like “Can I get as big as you taking Creatine? It is just way to risky to put your health at risk for prescription steroids. They are meant to treat H.I.V. patients anyway, ya know. You can’t use them forever, which make them really things to avoid. Most guys are big, and look great, but when you squeeze their arms, it feels like a giant water balloon. He looked puffy and bloated, sorta like he was pregnant. He was known to take hundreds of milligrams of the drug Superbol every day. Wow, what a drug addict! How fake! We refer to your reckless disregard for the advancement of tax paying natural bodybuilders simply as “Life without shame”!
We encourage you to re-apply with us next year. Applications are accepted in October, right before the Mr. Olympia and Night of Champions. You will find out your results on Holloween. The interview process is extensive and all bodybuilders are drug tested for Steroids, Diuretics, Human Growth Hormone, Ecstasy, Heroin, and Cocaine. We have very close contacts in the bodybuilding worlds, through the likes of Joe and Ben Weider and Flex Magazine. Many bodybuilders say to themselves “Gee, I am not sure what to do, or Man, I hope I never get caught by the Feds selling prescription steroids on the black market” This is where we can help. Also, if you think you can get away with training at Golds Gym Venice, I would strongly advise that our investor, Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneggar now told us that he has the power to revoke your bodybuilding membership at any time he feels appropriate.
Good luck and stay natural!
Salvatore Especialie,
Mr. Rochester, NY 1990
World Class Amateur Bodybuilder
It is with sincere regret to inform that you are the subject of an internal review by our several high-ranking members of the Bodybuilding Congress.
We have come to the conclusion that your previous background in bodybuilding has been unprofessional and do not follow the rules of the International Federation of Amateur Bodybuilders. It is the dream of every up and coming bodybuilder to get the opportunity to earn a pro card, however, we feel that your outright disregard for our rules must be stopped. Our rules must be followed and the time-honored tradition of the drug free bodybuilder has come to a reality. Drug use is out of control, and you are no exception.
We have decided to release you from any kind of sponsorship due to your attitude outside the gym. Most bodybuilders in our organization are eager to help improve the education for young kids in their community with questions like “Can I get as big as you taking Creatine? It is just way to risky to put your health at risk for prescription steroids. They are meant to treat H.I.V. patients anyway, ya know. You can’t use them forever, which make them really things to avoid. Most guys are big, and look great, but when you squeeze their arms, it feels like a giant water balloon. He looked puffy and bloated, sorta like he was pregnant. He was known to take hundreds of milligrams of the drug Superbol every day. Wow, what a drug addict! How fake! We refer to your reckless disregard for the advancement of tax paying natural bodybuilders simply as “Life without shame”!
We encourage you to re-apply with us next year. Applications are accepted in October, right before the Mr. Olympia and Night of Champions. You will find out your results on Holloween. The interview process is extensive and all bodybuilders are drug tested for Steroids, Diuretics, Human Growth Hormone, Ecstasy, Heroin, and Cocaine. We have very close contacts in the bodybuilding worlds, through the likes of Joe and Ben Weider and Flex Magazine. Many bodybuilders say to themselves “Gee, I am not sure what to do, or Man, I hope I never get caught by the Feds selling prescription steroids on the black market” This is where we can help. Also, if you think you can get away with training at Golds Gym Venice, I would strongly advise that our investor, Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneggar now told us that he has the power to revoke your bodybuilding membership at any time he feels appropriate.
Good luck and stay natural!
Salvatore Especialie,
Mr. Rochester, NY 1990
World Class Amateur Bodybuilder
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