lmao i got jokes

[German89]

lmfao... i'll let it slide!! but, the wrst is on the squat or leg press, when assholes leave like eight fucking plates.. like c'monnn

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Pro body builder see a shrink to get off the juice. Tells her he would have sought help sooner but didn't have the balls to do it! ......... ????....... This thing on?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Ok,,.... Now for more Chuck Norris.View attachment 550666

 

[ronrr]

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[German89]

Ronnie there is a thread in open chat eh

 

[jSalud]

This thread got me through a long borin night haha

 

[German89]

This is for you ronnie... I was gonna post it in my thread but, a lot of others won't see it !!

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[German89]

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And by juice she means, 'Juuuiiicce'

 

[halfwit]

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I seriously don't understand that whole shift to feminized men being attractive! Makes me feel good though when doing heavy weights at the gym and I catch the hotties checking me out. Gives a little extra "pump" to my lifts.

 

[German89]

I seriously don't understand that whole shift to feminized men being attractive! Makes me feel good though when doing heavy weights at the gym and I catch the hotties checking me out. Gives a little extra "pump" to my lifts.

lmfao... hows the wife feel on that

 

[Bruce Wayne]

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[strech]

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Your 1st joke reminded me of this picture, Haha.

 

[jkr2020788]

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to me this is hilarious.....

I was working one night in ER, and i got report from a nurse, "........Room 11 is a guy that came in with back pain today. He says that hes a crossfit trainer and injured his back from deadlifting 135 lbs."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[German89]

to me this is hilarious.....

I was working one night in ER, and i got report from a nurse, "........Room 11 is a guy that came in with back pain today. He says that hes a crossfit trainer and injured his back from deadlifting 135 lbs."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How did you not laugh in his face?

 

[jkr2020788]

How did you not laugh in his face?

Oh no, you've got me wrong. I DID laugh in his face as I was giving him discharge paperwork... Dude was like 6'1 190

 

[German89]

Oh no, you've got me wrong. I DID laugh in his face as I was giving him discharge paperwork... Dude was like 6'1 190

LMFAAOOO
That's awesome... I would've told him, he's fine, girls lift more then that!