capospo said:
Were those details necessary? Now that you made my dick crawl up in my ass. LOL
your dick crawled up your ass? that's talent
Old man was outside smoking and his Grandson asked if he could have a drag off his cigerette...the old man replied,"can you touch your dick to your asshole?" the kid said "no"
"then you can't have a drag"
later that day the old man was drinking whiskey and the little boy asked if he could have a drink...the old man replied, "can you touch your dick to your asshole?" the kid said "no"
"then you can't have a drink"
later that day the kid went inside and got some cookies from his mom and then walked outside where the old man was and the old man said, "where did you get those?"
the kid replied from his mother
the old man asked if he could have some and the kid said, "can you touch your dick to your asshole?"
the old man said "yes I can"
the kid then said, "GOOD GO FUCK YOURSELF!"