My new plan

Yeah, for some reason I seem to get more likes than reps. Considering I'm lucky if 10% of my posts actually add anything of value, I guess I shouldn't complain.

Some of the best ppl on here don't have much in terms of reps and stuff so I go by content. I'd say 10% is lowball. Laughter is value to me so if you're not giving out good advice you're giving out laughs. That's good in my book hahaha
 
Dre, you still need an avatar.

I think you should change your screen name to Adam-12. Your back story is you're a police officer and amateur body builder. You go under cover as a male stripper who's specialty is dressing up like a cop. I'm already in negotiations with Stephen J Cannell Productions for the rights to the TV series.
 
Sounds great, but I think you'll have to follow up with a baby elephant trunk transplant for your penis too. Just watch out for instinctively putting peanuts in your anus. ;)
 
Sounds great, but I think you'll have to follow up with a baby elephant trunk transplant for your penis too. Just watch out for instinctively putting peanuts in your anus. ;)

Lmfao!

He'll finally be able to fill out that elephant man thong I got him for Christmas last year. Still have that thing Rumpy? The one with the squeaker at the end.
 
Sounds great, but I think you'll have to follow up with a baby elephant trunk transplant for your penis too. Just watch out for instinctively putting peanuts in your anus. ;)

No, you missed the part about the Bumble surgery I had a few years ago. A Bumble Bee is when they cut the end of your dick off and graft in several inches of African donor penis. Once it’s all healed up, you have a big black strip in the middle that looks like a bumble bee.
 
What the hell I didn't finish reading your entire post to realize it was a joke so now I have gorilla balls surgery on my search history ...
 
Lmfao!

He'll finally be able to fill out that elephant man thong I got him for Christmas last year. Still have that thing Rumpy? The one with the squeaker at the end.

Just for you, I wore them to the gym tonight. Just them and a small tank top. Brought along a boom box and played "Baby elephant walk" while I did lunges down the hallway. Squeaked on every one! I think I might loose my gym membership.
 
Just for you, I wore them to the gym tonight. Just them and a small tank top. Brought along a boom box and played "Baby elephant walk" while I did lunges down the hallway. Squeaked on every one! I think I might loose my gym membership.

HAHAHAHA the pink panther theme?? I damn near pissed myself right now. That's some good shit man lmao.
 
So Doc and I have arranged for a group discount. The more people we get the better, so who else wants in?
 
Why get just one gorilla nut? Go big or go home bro...and we're still waiting on your before surgery nut sack pics...

And i'm in, as long as Doc does my surgery...i dont trust those overseas doctors...
 
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Why get just one gorilla nut? Go big or go home bro...and we're still waiting on your before surgery nut sack pics...

And i'm in, as long as Doc does my surgery...i dont trust those overseas doctors...

I got you...I've done plenty of these surgeries :)
 
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