No Grunting Allowed....Are You Kidding Me??!?

doesn't change the fact that it was funny as hell... no matter how much he acted like a child... lmfao

i prob would have told her to go fuck herself.. in the kindest possible way those words can come out of my mouth... and the canceled my membership quietly..
 
well.. considering what they said... and how they have bitch rules like that.. i cant blame the guy.. he's in his zone, he pays his money... let him toss some weights, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone..

and the gym looked empty as shit to me

exactly, empty...

this gym sucks anyway, it's not for ppl who want to lift hard, it's for casual workout folk.

which is fine, they need a place as well.

the future of gyms is all about the small niched facility.

I wish i could invite u guys to my gym.
 
doesn't change the fact that it was funny as hell... no matter how much he acted like a child... lmfao

i prob would have told her to go fuck herself.. in the kindest possible way those words can come out of my mouth... and the canceled my membership quietly..

he should have just literally ignored her.

that would have been great.

uhhh, excuse me sir.... excu.. excus... uhmm... sir... sir....
 
Im pretty sure it's only in certain locations where these rules are enforced. My girlfriend and a couple of my friends work at planet fitness and trust me if they enforced these rules id be more then kicked out... And that "lunk alarm" is pretty much just a joke..at least at my gym.. The girls see us guys working out and press the alarm for fun. I love the gym..... and the boxes of free water, gatoraid, muscle milk, tanning lotion and toilet paper rolls :) Obviously u gotta have a backup gym membership for when the girlfriend gets mad at you, but planet fitness is my main gym.
 
That was the funniest shit ive seen in a while. choked on my food laughing so hard Good Stuff.
There used to be one of those gyms by my house but big surprise it went out of business.
If you've ever been in one you would just set back and laugh your ass off. EVERYTHING is purple.

I miss the powerhouse gym i used to go to before moving :( theres about 5 people in my gym at a time that actually know what they are doing. Think they all came from that gym that closed, lol
 
Fuck that bitch. I'd through dumbells at her. She needs to find a new job. I'd run her out of town. I hell shit at the guys I train with. HIKE UP YOuR SKIRT BITCH or WHAT's THE M ATTER YOUR PUSSY HURT. Is yelled at least 1 time every workout. Or my Favorite " Who's pussy is this. .....Haha

I used to have a girlfriend I trained with years ago who would call out it's your pussy it's your pussy. It made some people really uncomfortable. But when your the biggest guy there and you train in the same gym for 15 years you tend to own the place without owning it.
 
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Fuck that bitch. I through dumbells at her. She need to find a new job. I'd run her out of town. I hell shit at the guys I train with. HIKE UP YUOR SKIRT BITCH or WHAT THE M ATTER YOUR PUSSY HURT. Is yelled at least 1 time every workout. Or my Favorite " Who pussy is this. .....Haha

I used to have a girlfriend i trained with years ago who would call out it your pussy it your pussy. It made some people really uncomfortable. But when you the biggest guy there and you train in the same gym for 15 years you tend to own the place without owning it.

your officially one of my heros.. LMFAO!!!

how great was that!!!
 
i hate guys who continously drop the dumbells on their end , the handles get bent to shit. its one thing to push yourself to the limit and have to dump the dumbell so it doesnt flatten you and its another thing to be to lazy to sit up with the weight and just sling them down.
as for the grunting , then can kiss my wide hairy ass.
 
I hate the guys that grunt really loud when they're dumbell pressing the 50's.If you have the 100's or bigger go ahead and make some noise big dog.

They would have hated me yesterday.I was grinding out a 405 lb bench press and involuntarily farted at the same time.That would probably be a felony in a fag gym like that.

I cant go off on a woman like that guy did in the 2nd video.I'm sure he scared the shit out of her when she was just doing her job.Not cool IMO.
 
I hate the guys that grunt really loud when they're dumbell pressing the 50's.If you have the 100's or bigger go ahead and make some noise big dog.

They would have hated me yesterday.I was grinding out a 405 lb bench press and involuntarily farted at the same time.That would probably be a felony in a fag gym like that.

I cant go off on a woman like that guy did in the 2nd video.I'm sure he scared the shit out of her when she was just doing her job.Not cool IMO.

squat/deadlift farts are the worst lol
 
i hate guys who continously drop the dumbells on their end , the handles get bent to shit. its one thing to push yourself to the limit and have to dump the dumbell so it doesnt flatten you and its another thing to be to lazy to sit up with the weight and just sling them down.
as for the grunting , then can kiss my wide hairy ass.

I here that. Last year out of no where a group of wops ( im Italian, I can say that...) started comming to my gym. Bright white fresh wifebeaters, gold chains, 8inch biceps. You could literally smell these fuckers cologn when they walked in the door from across the gym. they did NOTHING but Bis and chest and every day they bent atleast one set of DBs for about 3 days. Then I finally snapped on them after I saw them bend 4 in one hour I was there.

Now im a SUPER calm dude but I snapped on these kids. There was a row of DBs under the rack all bent up from them. To say the least, they finally got kicked out. Rightfully so...
 
i had a guy come into my gym with checkard shorts.. a famous star belt and shirt.. a vest. his hair all done and eyeliner on...

i started laughing as i was staring at him.. i pointed at him.. i wanted him to know i thought he was a fool..

so as am pointing and laughing at this guy with my friends, he gets mad and throws a 10lb dumbell at the mirror.. dosn't break it much like the video..

needless to say, the owner of the gym is a good friend of mine.. so he was more then pleased when i grabbed the guy and tossed him out on his ass...

fucking douchebag.. we dont take kindly to weird guys like that at our gym.. we're a small community.. we all know each other.. we all help each other out.. and we all arn't there to deal with peoples non-sense.. u wanna dress like a douchebag and socialize like ur at a bar, go join a 24hr fitness...
 
I was a member there for about three weeks. Dumbells only went up to 50 at the one I went to so no reason to grunt hehe. I actually had my fun with the alarm one day i dropped a 5 pound dumbell, no alarm, then i just went down the line until i triggered the alarm. It was my fun for the day and the people doing cardio face the rack and they got a kick out of it also.
 
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