OMG my mom almost caught me with steroids!

[AlphaMaleDawg]

well anyways I am still living with her because I have been home from college for a year and a half. I am not moving for another 3 or so months. Anyways, I ordered gear and 3 separate packages were sent to me in the mail. Usually I am the one that takes the mail up but she did it this time.

Anyways, she sees these small packages from 3 different countries (nolva, deca, and anavar). Thank god she didnt open them but she had a talk with me and yelled at me and was like "What are these suspicious packages?? What the hell are u taking? some kind of pills!!??"

At this point I think I am totally fukced. Like I was so worried she was just gonna make me open in front of her and throw them in the garbage (think about all the money gone to waste). But instead, I remembered she caught me with cialis once in my desk (bought some in case of whiskey dick if I go out and drink). So I said it was just viagra and things like that and that I sell them and am making a lot of money. She was still really pissed (furious actually) but THANK GOD she believed me. I immediately grabbed them, hid them in my room, and waited for her to leave so I could open them.

Wow that was so close. Talk about dodging a bullet

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

lol...

 

[StoneColdNTO]

Please don't post countries of origin.

 

[AlphaMaleDawg]

Please don't post countries of origin.

dam you are pretty stone cold brah. Anyways, I edited your edit. common admit you laughed

 

[Jjaden]

Ordering illegal anabolic steroids to your mothers house while she is allowing you to live with her might not be the most intelligent/responsible thing you could have done....

It might have been a good idea to show some maturity, and wait the three months until you move out.

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

Or get it shipped to a friends house

 

[snigg]

 

[Massive123]

If it makes you feel better back in the day my mom found a shipment of about 150pins! And yes she opened them. Slin pins & regular ones. Explain that lol

b12 baby

 

[Ythrashin]

PO Box...get one.

 

[AlphaMaleDawg]

I move in 3 months so I dont need a PO box. I get stuff shipped here all the time but i usually take the mail up and even if i dont, she doesnt question it. it was the fact that 3 separate packages happened to arrive on the same day that made her suspicious

 

[Jjaden]

I move in 3 months so I dont need a PO box. I get stuff shipped here all the time but i usually take the mail up and even if i dont, she doesnt question it. it was the fact that 3 separate packages happened to arrive on the same day that made her suspicious

I guess you missed the whole point of my post.

The fact you order all the time and don't get caught isn't the point.

It's the fact you are ordering illegal steroids to your mothers house while living there.

Have some respect and courtesy and wait the three months until you move out.

 

[AlphaMaleDawg]

I guess you missed the whole point of my post.

The fact you order all the time and don't get caught isn't the point.

It's the fact you are ordering illegal steroids to your mothers house while living there.

Have some respect and courtesy and wait the three months until you move out.

ok "dad." I ain't waiting until I move out to take steroids. I don't feel like waiting to advance my physique (I only did one cycle from august-october)

 

[shitstain]

I guess you missed the whole point of my post.

The fact you order all the time and don't get caught isn't the point.

It's the fact you are ordering illegal steroids to your mothers house while living there.

Have some respect and courtesy and wait the three months until you move out.

Yep. It's pretty stupid to put your mother in that position in the first place. You do realize that they are illegal and could get your mother into some trouble, right?

 

[Massive123]

Enough with the drama here people leave the kid alone. Not everyone here has their own place or po box. Are those ideal? Yes. Does it really matter?? No.

Go head & get yo money little duffle bag boy

 

[juced_porkchop]

man how old are you guy?

 

[AlphaMaleDawg]

man how old are you guy?

24, don't feel like explaining my whole situation but I have been home since college and i live right next to where I work so that delayed my desire to move so quickly. I live in NYC too where its very expensive, not some small suburban town

btw I love LG Sciences Perfect Carb. great for post workout and cheap

 

[Jjaden]

ok "dad." I ain't waiting until I move out to take steroids. I don't feel like waiting to advance my physique (I only did one cycle from august-october)

Then you're a total douchebag for not having the patience to wait 3 months and instead disrespecting your mother and potentially causing issues for her.

On a sidenote I suggest 200mg Anadrol daily for 10 weeks with no PCT for your next cycle.

Go get em killer.

 

[Ythrashin]

Then you're a total douchebag for not having the patience to wait 3 months and instead disrespecting your mother and potentially causing issues for her.

On a sidenote I suggest 200mg Anadrol daily for 10 weeks with no PCT for your next cycle.

Go get em killer.

I wouldnt say he's a douche...thats a bit harsh.

I would not send it to my parents house though... Its easy enough and cheep enough to get a PO box.

 

[Scarz]

how is ordering steroids while living with your parents disrespectful or illegal for your mom lol

some of these responses r hilarious and off topic

 

[Ythrashin]

My reason being because I would not take the risk of them finding out I use....