Order is now undeliverable, what happens now? Canada Post

[TheseGains]

so a couple weeks back i posted how my gear was sent back to sender with an invalid return address.

The order is going to be undeliverable very soon, because no one is going to pick it up.

Canada posts website:

What happens to undeliverable mail?

Each item will be opened and if it is determined that the item:

-has no obvious value, it will be destroyed
-contains merchandise with value and a forwarding address can be found, the item will be priced as required and forwarded to either the sender or addressee. If an address cannot be found, the item will be sold (or otherwise disposed of) by Canada Post and the proceeds deposited to the credit of Canada Post
-contains cash, the money will be deposited to the credit of Canada Post. If a forwarding address can be found, the cash will be converted to a postal Money Order, the item will be priced as required and forwarded to either the sender or addressee
-has contents that are prohibited by law, the item will be disposed of or turned over to the appropriate policing agency.


Now the underlined is where i fit in, can some people please give me an opinion as to what they think will happen? it was a very small order, 350$ and only 2 steroid based compounds.

Thanks

 

[ChaseTheYoke]

1: Go to the bank and withdraw a couple hundred dollars.

2: Google a tattoo artist in your area. (Doesn't even have to be a GOOD tattoo artist)

3: Visit said tattoo artist and tell him you want a close replica or herpes/genital warts tattooed around your anus.


That should keep your cell mate at a distance.

 

[TheseGains]

1: Go to the bank and withdraw a couple hundred dollars.

2: Google a tattoo artist in your area. (Doesn't even have to be a GOOD tattoo artist)

3: Visit said tattoo artist and tell him you want a close replica or herpes/genital warts tattooed around your anus.


That should keep your cell mate at a distance.

thank you for the inspirational words, but Its legal up here buddy....

 

[ChaseTheYoke]

Well you could always get the tat as a contingency plan!

 

[knight22007]

It sounds like a lost cause but I wouldnt worry about getting in shit because anyone can send anyone something in the mail. For all you know you werent expecting a package.

 

[knight22007]

How come you cant get ahold of them and send it back to you? I seen your other thread but couldnt remember the resson

 

[Southernfish]

You dont know what it is, where it came from, or why it was sent to you.

Also authorities arent looking for a 350$ gear bust bro, even if it were illegal to posses, which it is not in Canada.

 

[snowpatrol123]

Curious to see how this plays out.

I've never been ballsy enough to order gear through the mail; for fear of pretty much exactly this kind of situation.

Local prices are comparable anyways, I suppose.