Pet Peeve's you have at the gym

All this shit makes me laugh cuz its so fucking true.

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When people block the fucking mirror so I can't watch my form/balance. Common fucking courtesy people... Fuck.
 
Definitely that guy that that dresses in a leotard cuz he thinks he's buff, and stares at everyone he thinks he is challenge.

Honestly, you could wear what ever you want while you're working out (granted it doesn't tear the upholstery), but if you're there to workout, then you should be doing just that!
 
for me its the fuckers that act like they go hard on the 1 or 2 days they show up at the gym and act like they are killing it>
 
Larrybird said:
Definitely that guy that that dresses in a leotard cuz he thinks he's buff, and stares at everyone he thinks he is challenge.

Honestly, you could wear what ever you want while you're working out (granted it doesn't tear the upholstery), but if you're there to workout, then you should be doing just that!
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LMFAO what in the fuck kind of gym do you go to where the guy wears a leotard?
 
Couples that touch each other all about the gym! I was in the gym the other day and homeboy and his chica were doing laying hamstring curls and they were grabbing and touching each other every set
 
bush.j1596 said:
I seeing punks that want to look big, short themselves by cheating on lifts (slinging body on curls, bouncing bar off of chest on bench, etc.) but my worst peeve is when a group of guys want to chill and hang out on the equipment.
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lol this indian kid at my gym (work gym) trys to curl way more weight than he can do and uses his back ALOT and then complains after about how his lower back hurts. i proceed to tell him his form is bad and that hes not supposed to use his back. he says thats the right way to do it lol. oh then he pops a blood vessel in his arm where the bicep and forearm meet cause hes doing to much weight. hes also pretty fat and hes a vegetarian.

i told him i was cutting and hes says why do that when you can just turn your fat into muscle.... ppl are retarded.
 
I hate when people dont re rack the weights. reason is because i go to use the bench or whatever and when im done i have to put away my weights and the asshole that left his because i dont wanna look like " that guy".

A couple months ago there was a guy doing flat bench DB's. i was waiting for a flat bench but i was trying to wait on away from him cause i hate when people wait for what your using right next to you. he throws his weight down and runs over to the tricep push down machine. So im like great fucking super sets. well he finishes his set of push downs and then just stands there. At this point im confused and do not want to just go use the bench because he might still be on it. i walk over to him and ask him if he is done with the bench and he goes uhhh yea. Now im getting irrtated cause this guy is being a smart ass. So i said well were you going to put your weights up? he reply's " no im fucking not". Now im fucking beet red, I walk away without saying anything and go grab his DB's and set them right in front of his machine and said in a mild tone " do you mind picking your shit up from now on?"

I walk away. back turned the guy throws the DB across the room in my direction. I stopped turned to look at him and he ask me what the fuck im looking at, he then punches a hole in the pillar and starts screaming do you know who I am, shows me a cobra tattoo and starts screaming remember this cobra bitch.

At this point im having trouble controlling myself, I literally want to choke slam this asshole. I tell him he to shut the fuck up, and i would gladly beat his ass in the parking lot anytime he feels lucky. Then the MMA trainers come running up because he is making such a scene. The guy looked like he couldnt squat a sack of potatoes and he had to be a foot shorter than me.

They kick the guy out of the gym and then ask me if i want to report him, this would mean he would get his membership pulled. I say no I dont really give 2 shits about the cobra man.

I see the guy all the time now and he doesnt even look at me.

WTF
 
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I seriously typed in "Cobra kai demotivational" in google images and got this:

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Don't know if its been said, but i can't stand the pencil necks or anyone in that matter, grunting like they just blew the biggest batch of their life on every single rep they do. We all understand a noise every once in a while but give me a fucking break. No need to alert the entire gym that you're pushing that last rep of 135 on the squat rack out.
 
Hot lookin girls that do dumbell rows 18 inches from my nose then get all indignent when they see me starin at their camel toe.
 
I hate it when girls give you that 'your a pervert' look when they catch you starin at their fat asses. Sorry your tight ass spandex genes and my genetics get along so well. Maybe you should think about what you wear before you come.

I also hate it when guys want to start a conversation with you when they CLEARLY see you're resting between sets. It's ok to have a little chit-chat, but I'm there for one thing and one thing only.
 
Larrybird said:
I hate it when girls give you that 'your a pervert' look when they catch you starin at their fat asses. Sorry your tight ass spandex genes and my genetics get along so well. Maybe you should think about what you wear before you come.

I also hate it when guys want to start a conversation with you when they CLEARLY see you're resting between sets. It's ok to have a little chit-chat, but I'm there for one thing and one thing only.
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There's this one ugly chick at my gym that is super flexible.

She'll go stand on the treadmill and do like that crazy ballerina stretch where they pull their leg to the back of their head. Wears skin tight spandex.

The only saving grace she has is her oversized boobs, but still. She looks like a dog.

But she'll sit there and do that, but then mean-mug the shit out of anyone who stares at her.


I want to give her an "Attention Whore" t-shirt.
 
Hands down mofos on thier cell phones. dedicate some time to your workout and yourself and get off your phone for at least one hour to workout. ive seen ppl do an entire cardio workout while talking on thier phone inconsiderate bastard i dnt wanna hear your conversation
 
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