Pet Peeve's you have at the gym

Bro you're moving to Raleigh? You gotta hit the weights with me sometime.

I live down at Fort Bragg. It's maybe 45 minutes.


I've always wanted to check out Gold's in Raleigh anyway. Huge building. It looks like a Sams Club or something.



Edit: Damn thing doesn't recognize Russian. :(
thats what the gold gym is like out here where i live. they bought out a big ass food store. made it a 2 level work out place, with a pool/sauna/tanning/ everything imaginable lol. hell yeah. ill let you know when im down there
 
thats what the gold gym is like out here where i live. they bought out a big ass food store. made it a 2 level work out place, with a pool/sauna/tanning/ everything imaginable lol. hell yeah. ill let you know when im down there


Geez. That's out of control.


Edit: Also hate it when I look up from doing a really heavy set of something to find people bertstaring me.

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This is too fuckin' funny. Keep 'em comin guys.

For real on bringin your girl to the gym though and then getting pissed when men check her out. This is a place full of fucking testosterone. You gotta be careful dropping a hat or you may find yourself face down ass up!

Another thing that pisses me off, disproportionate guys. Big arms and no chest, or big chest and no legs type of guys.

Like, c'mon guys. It isn't that hard to do an hour of legs a week....
 
i try to live by the "mind your own fitness" approach. so i try to pay no mind to those with no form, those whom scream like they are having a baby from doing 100lbs presses, those who run from bicep curls to squats to pull ups to rows to shoulder press. yeah i pay no mind to that at all!

but what really pisses me off is when people try to converse with me, this is no fucking social event im on a mission here!

that and when there is no hot ass to look at, that pisses me off as well.
 
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Just got back from gym... the guy was there right next to me. I couldnt even work out he was loud. He sounded like a boston terrier barking every rep. My workout partner started to 'meow' every rep back at him... it was kinda funny.

Add to list: closet homosexuals checking out guys. Guys looking at your package (awkward).

How the gym is packed early in the week (and you cant get/stay on a station... then later in the week, basically dead. Slackers.
 
people in my gym that should just stay at home.
they all piss me off.
i want a gym that is real a hardcore gym with no kids or old fuckers that cant move.

Yea! Old fuckers with blue hair!!...try walking around the block a few times!!
 
How bout when that guy..jumps on your bench..when your taking a drink break..even though the weights are set.. plus there is 5 more benches open...wtf!
 
Geez. That's out of control.


Edit: Also hate it when I look up from doing a really heavy set of something to find people bertstaring me.

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ah fuck this bert stare is classic lol


MY input on pet peeves is doing squats(or leg press too)that have a travel range equal to the length of the pussy's dick that is performing them
 
Fuckers having full-on conversations on their phones. I mean, "playah" just had to chat with one of his "bitches" and now he's all smooth and suave having a 30 minute session on the phone while he occupies space on the machines. Same thing with MILFs and their incessant gossip while doing cardio. Are you there to work out or flap yer gums?

The other thing is people who don't put their shit up -- rerack the damn weights, fer fuck's sake. The worst offenders? TRAINERS.
 
The other thing is people who don't put their shit up -- rerack the damn weights, fer fuck's sake. The worst offenders? TRAINERS.

DING DING DING! and we have a winner imo!

dont know how it forgot this one. I HATE THAT SHIT!

or when they do put them away they mix the 25s 35s and 45s together, wtf
 
Ok, so yesterday was the first time I saw this in the gym, and I already know I DO NOT LIKE IT. As this guy was stretching on the mat, he was reading a book off of his IPAD!

NO IPADS IN GYM!
 
So, Friday morning I get to the gym a little late....(friday's seem to fly by/I'm rushed for time anyways) So, after my cardio I'm ready hit it hard. This fucking old man, Clipboard in hand, had the ONLY squat rack tied up my whole session! This guy would stop after EVERY set and write it down. On top of this, he did like three bullshit exercises in a row on it, curls etc.. I kept going back to see If he was done, and he was "peciling in" his data lol... This other regular at my gym, was trying to work in too... He noticed me and was just laughing cause that old man was caamped out on the machine the whole damn time. Just have to resepct my elders I guess
 
How about the fucking kids who come in and tie up all the fucking racks with all the extra bars trying to do their dumbfuck CROSSFIT workouts....go join a fucking crossfit gym and stop stealing all the fucking shit!

That one pisses me off...mainly because they're camping all the equipment.

Also, when anybody yells 'aint nothing but a peanut' before they lift...WTF! (haha, this last one is a joke)
 
What pisses me off is the people that use the machines but refuse to let you work in with them. Usually intimidation wins but some stubborn old people do not share equipment. Other than that I am not too mad about what other people are doing. I hate when people use a machine with improper form and just sit on it for like 20 minutes when you want to use it.
 
What pisses me off is the people that use the machines but refuse to let you work in with them. Usually intimidation wins but some stubborn old people do not share equipment. Other than that I am not too mad about what other people are doing. I hate when people use a machine with improper form and just sit on it for like 20 minutes when you want to use it.

People, have NEVER heard of this @ this new gym I go to. Its kinda upity. Its alot closer to my casa though. I hear ya on people taking their sweet ass time on the equipment. The other day, i walked up to this older lady who was on this machine. When she was done with her set, I politely asked to work in with her/during peak hours mind you. SHe slams down the equipment and says "fine, just take it!" (ive also been told i look "mean" by another lady up there lol)... So i apologized and just told her that I would come back later, when she was done.. She felt so stupid!... Now she try's to talk to me. If she wasn't so damn old, id stick my weiner in her
 
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people in my gym that should just stay at home.
they all piss me off.
i want a gym that is real a hardcore gym with no kids or old fuckers that cant move.

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I wanted to open a gym that had stat requirements to join.

I love when people use chest machines with 4-5 plates on a side, move is like an inch and a half, then walk around like the own the place.

one kid had 8 or 9 plates per side on a leg press one time. I was pissed because there was no plates at the incline or flat bench.

he was using his hands on his knees and all. So I walked over, just asked him if he could do one rep without his hands on his knees. He ate shit and I had to push it off him. He took 3 plates off a side, I asked him to to do one full rep now. Ate shit again and I had to push it off him. So I told him to do it right or he's never gonna get anywhere.
 
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