Please help ... i need to gain weight immediatly

[Eid]

Hi guys
Ive just registered in this awesome forum .. and am not sure if this is the right section for my post .. but any way

I am eid 29 YO male
Hight : 180 cm
Weight : 67 kg

I need to gain at least 12 kg to be in a good acceptable shape ... i cant even fit my jeans .. i started reading about (HGH) hormones and steroids ... and i think Dianoble is what am looking for ..
I dont have time for gym .. but i can do some resistence excercises at home (pushups and pull ups)

Would that be enough to reach my goal within 5 weeks ?

And what about my legs ? I dont want to look like triangle and what could happen if i stop using Dbol after 5 weeks .. am i gonna loose the gained weight ?
I dont care if i am musculer or not .. i want (extra weight) even if its fat or coused by water retention

Sorry for my broken english

Please help me ... i am loosing every thing in my life cuz of my weight .. tell me what to do
?!

Appreciate any comments or advices by you guys

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[cbburrr]

Bro, you do not need steroids. you need food. If you are not getting nourishment from food, see a dr to find out what is wrong with your digestive track.

Go to myfitnesspal.com, eat 4000 kcals a day and you will gain weight.

quit smoking, quit energy drinks

eat eat eat

 

[Megatron28]

You need to eat more food.

Can you please list your daily calories and macros?

 

[Milton]

Welcome/Bienvenido! Es un placer tenerte aqui en nuestros forums. Its a pleasure to have you here and be able to assist you. Like the gentlemen say you need to eat more food, all the time, beast mode it. Since you do not have time for a gym what else do you have at home that you can work with, I used to stuff my pillowcases with schoolbooks when i was a kid and did all kinds of cool and efficient workout routines that way that got my arms cut up. Once you get that base weight and regime and do a whole lot of reading and asking here in our forums then you can take the next step.
You are losing everything in your life because of your weight you say, just take it easy and work this out and follow the advice of the top minds here and before you know it you'll be a beast 5 girls deep!

 

[oldmusclemike]

Welcome ! stay with us. Listen to the Vets and learn. Milton gave you good advise ^^^^ Good Luck bud

 

[hmcyl]

500 extra calories a day will equate to a pound a week. Milk does a body good!

 

[Milton]

500 extra calories a day will equate to a pound a week. Milk does a body good!

sure is, I drink 3 liters a day, straight from the cows teet!